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[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

So, at some point, I'd like to attempt a completely psycho Bartleby. *points to icon* Probably towards the end of this month, so I have an excuse to be gone on holiday for four weeks. Anyone have any ideas a) what could tip him over the brink and b) how he (read I) would go about it?

Oh, and anyone want to be involved?

Comments

Re: O.o

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

If he has to go for bestiality, at least Sirius is only a dog part of the time. And is cuddlier than a ninja turtle.

Re: O.o

[mnt_raph]

'Ey
I'll have you know that I'm quite cuddly!
*pouts*

Re: O.o

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

EEK TURTLE

*hides*

Re: O.o

[mnt_raph]

yeah that's right.
You hide!
*cracks knuckles*

Re: O.o

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

It's not the knuckles that scare me.

Re: O.o

[mnt_raph]

*blinks*
*turns to leave*
I don't want to know.

Re: O.o

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

It's Bartleby's fault! Not mine!

Re: O.o

[mnt_raph]

Sure sure....

Re: O.o

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Come back, schnookums!

Re: O.o

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

You become less attractive when you crack your knuckles. I hate that sound. Go back to pouting. :D

Re: O.o

[mnt_raph]

I don't know why that scares me so much more than anything else.

Re: O.o

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

*pets soothingly*

Re: O.o

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Adorable, pouting turtle. *looks googly-eyed*

Re: O.o

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

. . . You don't even need the sword to kill me. You just need turtle porn.

(*spooky voice* But it is worth the cost of your soul?)

Re: O.o

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

I told you. You're going down.

(Soul? I have a soul? Naaaaah. Now you really are thinking of Loki.)

Re: O.o

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Nooo. I was so foolish! *weeps* I never considered that you might have harnessed the awesome power of turtle porn.

(May I remind you of "You didn't say 'God bless you' when I sneezed"? If Loki has a soul, they can't mean much.)

Re: O.o

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

I think Sirius is straight. *sigh*

Re: O.o

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Never mind, Crowley would work beautifully.

Re: O.o

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yep.

Regarding Sirius' sexuality...

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

I think Sirius is ambisexual. Or Remus-sexual. Though you'd have to ask Sirius, actually.

Re: Regarding Sirius' sexuality...

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen a hint in this game of non-straightness. *grins*

Anyway, I have sexy Crowley to slam homoerotically against things, so I can forget Sirius. *looks arrogant*

Re: Regarding Sirius' sexuality...

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

How bizarre. I don't think I've ever seen a straight Sirius. I didn't think there were any in existence.

Re: Regarding Sirius' sexuality...

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

...*is laughing*

Regarding Straight Sirius...

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

That could be great conflict.

Because here's Bartleby, being tragically and passionately in love with this dead mortal bartender--not even another ANGEL--who has the temerity and the gall and the downright chutzpah to reject him, who once served in Heaven, merely because he's heterosexual!

Which leads to all sorts of frustration, angst, despair and wrath.

All this in addition to the homoerotic vibes/sexuality/relationship with the demon Crowley.

Which all helps push Bartleby over the edge a bit more.

Re: Regarding Straight Sirius...

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh. *is interested* I may have to ask Sirius. :D