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[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Hey folks -
there appears to be a dead angel in Gil's freezer, and he needs the room.

Can we have some thoughts on the best means of angel corpse disposal, please?

Raph wants to cut his head off and set fire to the body. Gil wants to plant him in the vegtetable plot to get everything off to a good start. Any other ideas?

Comments

[aj_crawley]

Burying him and hoping for fertiliser won't do any good - an angel's body won't decay.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, how can Gil and Raph find this out before it's too late? Should they give him a nice wash and then sit him at the end of the bar with a shot glass in his hand and a sign saying "Does anyone know this angel?" and he could be a convesation piece like Jeremy Bentham even if people only scream "WTF?"

[aj_crawley]

XD

Suggest getting one of the ethereal beings who can still fly (Lucifer, Gabriel, possibly Micheal) to lift him up into the sky and burn him with hellfire/holy fire. Seems fitting.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW ABOUT JEREMY BENTHAM. YAY.

(Spent a year at Univ. College London, quite enjoyed walking past Jeremy every time I had to go to the library.)

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Shame really. Imagine the tomatoes he could grow.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Shall we have a vote on it? all those for angelic fire, rhubarb tart, propping him up at the bar or one of the more creative ideas please raise your hands?

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's any possible better fertilizer than decomposing angel. :) And personally, I agree with Gil's philosophy of returning the body to become one with the earth.

John is mumbling in my ear something about cutting up the body and selling the parts, but let's not listen to him, shall we? (*wink*)

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

We could get the skeleton and hang it from the ceiling. What's a bar without a dangling skeleton? Plus we could hang it so it's really inconveniently placed and people keep bumping into it. Great conversation starter. Or fainting-inducer, I guess.

If angels have skeletons, anyway.

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Well, if it doesn't decay, as Crowley suggests, it'd be even MORE fun to hang from the ceiling. Like taxidermy, without any effort. And the cats could play with it.

[goodnightjulia.livejournal.com]

We are a twisted, twisted group. XD

[rosmerta-mdear.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure what rates as disrespectful around here, but that's almost too charming of an image to pass up.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this thread is depraved.

*loves it*

I say we bury it with a bible at its feet in a sack in the river. Old burial-at-sea trick.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

But won't the Giant Squid keep retrieving it for us?

[wolfen-virtue.livejournal.com]

Wolf would want to know if angel was like venison. Yum.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Actually i believe it's more like fine suckling pig.

[mnt_raph]

I think "dead angel corpse" should be the Milliways official unit of measure.

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

*boggles at the idea of what one would measure with such a thing*

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

My dear transvestite pirate captain friend (IRL, thankyouverymuch) measures things in cats.

Seeing as the cat in question weighed 5lbs and he could extrapolate from there.

[true_desire]

There is something deeply wrong with me, but this occured to me and wouldn't let go... So of course I have to share.

Don't sing this to the tune of "What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor?" or you'll be stuck with it all day. (Oh, please forgive me.)

What'll we do with a deceased angel?
What'll we do with a deceased angel?
What'll we do with a deceased angel,
in the Milliways kitchen?

Chorus:
What th'hey, why not weigh in?
What th'hey, why not weigh in?
What th'hey, why not weigh in,
on the angel's funeral?

Give 'im a glass and let him stay there, (x3)
in the Milliways bar room.

[Chorus]

String 'im from the ceiling as a cat toy, (x3)
in the Milliways bar room.

[Chorus]

Give 'im to Anthy for her roses, (x3)
in the Milliways garden.

[Chorus]

Put 'im into bed with unwary drunkards! (x3)
in the Milliways guest rooms.

[leplusbeau]

*has died*

We are crazy people.

It's so beautiful.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

*dies also* OMG. Genius.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

creative genuis is alive and well and getting rat-arsed in Milliways!!

[lyra_silver]

Throw 'im in the lake and feed the squid (x3)
in the Milliways backyard.

[Chorus]

Use 'im for bribes to unscrupulous patrons (x3)
in the Milliways bar room.

[Chorus]

Serve 'im for dinner with the paradoxes (x3)
in the Milliways kitchen.

[locks_it_up]

I love you all, you crazy, crazy people.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

My inbox is full - full - I should have known better!!

What do you think we should do with him? Pickle him in aspic? Boil off the flesh and polish the bones?