Inspired by Peter-mun, a bit of filk.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

To the tune of "Over the Moon"

Last night I had a dream
I found myself in a bar called Milliways
It was hot
My canteen had sprung a leak, and I was thirsty
Out of the abyss walked a Cow -- Bartleby
I asked if she had anything to drink
She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk.
In Milliways, the only thing we drink is absinthe."
She said, "Only thing to do is give in to the crack."
"They've closed everything real down . . .
Like barns, troughs, and good steak dinners . . .
And replaced it all with lakes and flowers and wingsmut,
And there is no way out . . ."

I didn't have to change all that much. Heh.

Comments

[lyra_silver]

...the only thing to do is cut open Miss Dinner...

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! Miss Dinner's not sure she wants that anymore. Makes monkey love a little difficult.

[lyra_silver]

...monkey love.... *dies wretchedly of tuberculosis in the corner*

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

*cackles, sings*

Leap of smut
Leap of smut

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

*nods* That's what you get for even suggesting...

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

RENT!!!!

*fawns excessively*

Moooooooooooo!

I'mma start that summary in a minute. Brace yourself for the onslaught of sporks.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

I haven't even seen Rent. I just like the song. *g*

YAY summary. I don't care about sporks.

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

Oh, you MUST see it! MUST!

I have no idea where to even begin with this thing...

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

I expect that someday I shall. Can't escape the Renthead friends.

At the beginning?

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

Sounds like as good a place as any, I suppose.

You do realize that I'm not even touching the Akane and Hob threads, yesss preciousss? My brain is already breaking from this summary. We must've been smoking something.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Yup, you said so. I'll add them in a comment or something.

I just reread it, and BWAHAHAHA. The Cow is the best thing EVER.

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. I'll mention that at the end of the post.

Douglas Adams is so going to come back just to give me a spectral bitchslap.

Then again, I think he might actually be amused. I don't know.

I personally think our OOC comments after the actual thread are pretty hysterical in their own right.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Hah, he'd either be really amused, or really disturbed. Probably amused.

All Your Base makes everything better.

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping for amused. A bitchslap on top of the sporking would just be overkill. *winces at the thought*

What you say!!! And hamsters. Can't forget the hamsters.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Hamsters do NOT make everything better.

*is all impatient*

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

But they're cute and soft and fluffy! They're fun to watch run around a hamster jungle gym.

And patience, young grasshopper! I'm up to the part where it really starts to sound explicitly sexual.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

I had a pet guinea pig once. She was really amazingly stupid. And she squealed like a siren whenever someone opened the fridge. She was awesome.

... I'm not sure whether to say "Yay" or "Eek," but good luck. :D

[milliways-cow.livejournal.com]

I took care of my first grade class's guinea pig over the summer once. Her name was Squeaky.

Posted. God save our souls.

[leplusbeau]

Oh my goodness! And its true! There's no way to escape it.

We are all on ze crack and it's the greatest ride every.

Thank you share!

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

*sings* 'Cause who'd want to leave Milliways anyway?

Gah, can't stop!

[lyra_silver]

The only way out is death...

and even then you probably won't leave

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Death ain't so bad
Sirius and Paul, for instance
They were down on their luck -
Now they'll have drinks forevermore.

[lyra_silver]

Death said, 'I'm not on duty here, corpses!
Go back to the bar!'

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

I gotta get out of here!
It's like I'm being tied to the back
of a garlanded psychotic Cow
In a freezer, packed in with angel corpses and absinthe
Pushed over a cliff by a really ugly monkey!

[lyra_silver]

Can't beat that. *bows out*

[sign-seeker.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

[minkhollow]

::dies laughing::
Also! Character request! Angel! (From RENT moreso than that other Angel, but yeah.)

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

He would be awesome. I see the Milliways drag shows now.