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[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

So, let me get this ... straight [snerk].

The pairings at Milliways, either formed or still forming, include:

Aziraphael/Crowley
Tom/Door
Sirius/Kassandra
Death/Constantine
Paul/Hob with weird Morpheus and Regulus issues
Bartleby and Fool, with major issues
Sappho/Beatrice
Dinner/Chuchu
Rosencrantz/Guildenstern
Anthy/Lyra (maybe)
Tonks/Charlie (superseding previous Tonks hopeless crush on Aziraphael)
Fleur/just about everyone left in the bar, plus some already named
Did I see some sexual tension involving Peter Pettigrew, the object of which I have now forgotten?

*blinks at list* I'm sure I've forgotten some, but this list is...enough. Milliways: it all sounds rather explicitly sexual, and why are those people having sex with each other anyway?

Comments

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

I think it was tentative Peter/Elizabeth.

There was also some Bartleby/Liz, but that was, er, no.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth. That was it.

Bartleby/Liz so doesn't count.

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Bartleby/Liz does NOT count. *shudders*

And considering that Peter damn near proposed, I would certainly say that Peter/Elizabeth is firmly in existence. Just not openly requited yet.

[aj_crawley]

Kassandra and Luck had some major sexual tension not so long ago, but that was before Sirius became Kassandra's knight in shining armour.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Right, I remember that. (Is M'way time about a dozen times as fast as real time, or is that my imagination?)

[aj_crawley]

Oh, and Milliway's very first smutthread was Aziraphale/Kassandra/Crowley wingsex.

[kassandraloxias.livejournal.com]

I hate to say this, but I think I decided the bar needed some straight.

I am damned forever.

Also, Luck would have made hella high-maintenance girlfriend.

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

*stares at Desire. Taps foot. Gags it and stuffs it back in the closet*

[true_desire]

Aie!
I didn't do anything that time!
... Sheesh, older brothers. Lose all sense of humor after they're dead.

[musical-muse.livejournal.com]

The Muse wants someone too!

She's got a thing for Sirius and is contemplating creating angst in that direction, but she may just make a serious play for Dionysus...

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

Her HALF-BROTHER?

The Muses were Zeus' daughters by Mnemosyne. Dionysus is Zeus' son by Semele.

On the other hand, Zeus' wife Hera was also his sister. So maybe there are different rules about incest with the Greek pantheon.

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Of these, my OTP is most definitely Chuchu/Dinner. The sheer genius... *sigh*

[mogget_cat]

If Bartleby becomes a cow again, Bartleby/Dinner may become an issue.

*will have icons ready, if this happens*

[leplusbeau]

I think it's more Fleur/everything screwable in the bar with very few exceptions. Still though, whahahaahaha!

[mnt_raph]

Sweet! I didn't make the list.
Still doin' my job right.
w00t!

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

*eyes fall out*

What. The. Fuck.

You realize that in creating that icon, you have inadvertently increased the level of turtle porn in the world by like 25%?

[aj_crawley]

OH GOD MY EYES

[leplusbeau]

AIE!!

Is brilliant, but still. There is indirect turtle pr0n!

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

*faints*

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAA! MY EYES! MY EYES!

[mogget_cat]

*claws eyes out*

owwww.

[locks_it_up]

...that's so horrifying that it's beautiful.

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Perfection in less than 40 kb. Good show.

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

There's been a bit of a Luck/Lucifer undercurrent, and Lucifer/Billy Tallent... and some teasing of Willow by Luck. She's a ho, what can I say?

[controlsthedeck.livejournal.com]

Fate is jealous disapproves. See? He isn't getting any frowns. Frowns!

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

No one wants Gil - he's small and funny looking with horns but has SOOOO much love to give to the right man/woman/entity. *Sigh*