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Uh. We have a My Little Pony?

Jesus Christ, you people are insane.

Do I need to make a list of the insane wackinesses for you?

Turtleporn, angels turning into cows and subsequently cows showing up, people playing three and four characters, ancient muses and shakespearean italians living together, wingsmut...

*grins* *continues list*

Cow/monkey slash, Paul/Hob shippers, the sentient coffee machine, the Milliways cow, Raph's icon, Death has a crush, Sirius is straight, naked lasbian orgies...

And so on and so forth...

We're stark raving nutters, doncha know?

The cow/monkey love isn't slash, though. It is a female cow and a male monkey. There will only be skeery animalsmut slash if Chuchu runs off with the pony.

... I knew that, I just automatically type slash. Promise. *grins*

Ahaha. I love how 'Sirius is straight' made it on the list of wackiness and insanity.

It's one of those mysteries. *grins*

Why yes, slash is my lifeblood.

Hey hey hey!
There has been NO turtleporn.

We use the word Turtleporn as if it were a normal part of the language. How often did you hear it used before Milliways? Isn't that proof of wackiness?

As long as the word is used to discribe something abstract, and not an actual event...

Awwww...Is wittle Raph afraid of someone...or something...coming along and jumping his turtle bones?

there's no right way to answer this question, is there?

Nope. Probably not...But you could try...

LOOK! ELVIS!
*points off in the distance*
*Then throws down a smoke bomb and disappears*

Who cares about Elvis?

*pets* It has been alluded to IC, however. *grins*

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