http://lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2004-07-20 10:37 pm

The ULTIMATE Milliways slogan

Courtesy Luna's information gathering and the fact that I'm really, really, really sick.

Milliways: What space-time continuum is home of the Threadzilla where all the firmly anti turtle-porn sleeping patterns sounds rather explicitly sexual and its just as good as sleeping while your sanity goes to die causing demented wingsmut RP despite the damned timezones-smimezones (a pervy cornucopia of love), respectable is a good word for the cracktastic nature of being doomed and loving it so get your deep fried paradoxes, they're an existential quandrary with every bite, here because daylight is overrated and continuity is a subjective sort of thing so just nod and smile at the pony on that barstool and remember no naked in the bar (read it and wibble) while on the good crack which is better than sex because one universe is far too limiting for the new sleep and your F5 key is a masochist at heart leave your sanity at the door while waiting for your demented angel barfight with the talking cows who flirt with mokeys all your sleep are belonging to us while you are on the way to destruction but we get wingsmut because we know what we're doing when somebody set us up the crack and remember that sleep is for people who don't have a beautiful madness, liek wo; it's not safe out here, it's wondrous, with treasures weirder than Crumple-Horned Snorkacks to satiate desires both subtle and gross but it's not for the timid and all your sleep are pastede on yay!



twintailmadb: Milliways: It is the Porn
lunalicious0: Teh Cracktastic Porn
lunalicious0: Hey, I wonder if it would be possible to squish all the slogans together
twintailmadb: Get 'em to me, and i'll do it.
lunalicious0: Oh lordie. *cackles and runs to grab them*
lunalicious0: I'm scared.
lunalicious0: I can't go into the boonies of the Back Room
lunalicious0: Wah.
twintailmadb: *whine!*
lunalicious0: *shoves this (Milliways: where it all sounds rather explicitly sexual and Milliways: Land of the Turtleporn and Milliways: Where the age laws don't matter) at you and books it*
twintailmadb: Milliways: Where all the underage turtle porn sounds rather explicitly sexual
lunalicious0: GAAAAAAAAAAH
lunalicious0: *scrubs mind viciously*
lunalicious0: ...
lunalicious0: Now, how to spread the pain to others....
twintailmadb: C&P the convo into a post?
lunalicious0: Ehehehe. No, I'll do better.
twintailmadb: ?
lunalicious0: I'm making people give me slogans, and then give 'em to you to twist, and THEN c p the conversations.
twintailmadb: *dies*
lunalicious0: Seeds of their own destruction, and whatnot.
lunalicious0: Muahahaha!
lunalicious0: *is in a much better mood now, really*
twintailmadb: *snerk*
lunalicious0: Ah... damn, Milliways really is rubbing off on me.
lunalicious0: Were you evil, before? I'm eviller.
lunalicious0: *worried*
lunalicious0: If I start sacrificing goats, I will be Most Unhappy.
twintailmadb: Ummmm.....i created a character who had as his epitath "A Bastard But A Hero", and also a super-humanly beautiful character who slept with a walking skeleton.

i'm pre-milliways evil
lunalicious0: Sweeet.
lunalicious0: Oh, ew. Can't believe I said that.
twintailmadb: *snerk!*
lunalicious0: You mock my pain! I'm already enough of a American teenager caricature that I say 'dude' and drink soda, but must I say 'sweet'? Must I, cruel world??
twintailmadb: Yes.
lunalicious0: Sweet.
lunalicious0: YES!
twintailmadb: ?
lunalicious0: The post.
lunalicious0: Ehehehehe.
lunalicious0: Ok. Milliways Slogans:
twintailmadb: Heh. Give me a bit.
lunalicious0: Milliways: It all sounds rather explicitly sexual
Milliways: 'Respectable' is a good word for it
Milliways: Kiss your sleeping patterns goodbye
Milliways: Firmly anti turtle-porn
Milliways: It's cracktastic
Milliways: Doomed and loving it
Milliways: Just As Good As Sleep, Honest!
Milliways: Respectable Is A Good Word For It.
Milliways: Where Your Sanity Goes To Die
Milliways: We Put The "Demented" in "RPG"
Milliways: Have You Had Your Wingsmut Today?
Milliways: Damn those timezones!

MUAHAHA!
lunalicious0: Seriously, if you can do anything even resembling decency (or indecency, as the case may be), my firstborn child is yours.
twintailmadb: Ummm...how 'bout you keep the kid and i get cookies?
lunalicious0: Hehehe.
lunalicious0: DAMMIY
lunalicious0: *DAMMIT
lunalicious0: No.
twintailmadb: ?
lunalicious0: We can do this.
lunalicious0: Milliways: Firmly anti turtle porn It is so not!
twintailmadb: Milliways: Where all the firmly anti turtle-porn sleeping patterns sounds rather explicitly sexual and its just as good as sleeping while your sanity goes to die causing demented wingsmut RP despite the damned timezones, respectable is a good word for the cracktastic nature of being doomed and loving it.
lunalicious0: ....
lunalicious0: I love you.
lunalicious0: Marry me, and I will force you to do this every night before bed. O:-)
twintailmadb: i'm sick.
lunalicious0: You're BEAUTIFUL.
lunalicious0: *is cackling evilly, no really*
lunalicious0: Alright.
lunalicious0: Time to put it on ways_back_room, and hear the screams (of laughter)?
twintailmadb: Yes
lunalicious0: Sniffle.
twintailmadb: i'm really, really sick.

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-20 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*sighs happily*

You didn't post the conversation! *is horrified*
clumsy_auror: (Default)

[personal profile] clumsy_auror 2004-07-20 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Here. Take my firstborn child, because you are so overwhelmingly deserving.
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[personal profile] clumsy_auror 2004-07-20 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, all right, if you insist. *g*

[identity profile] tropes.livejournal.com 2004-07-20 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
This will be a t-shirt, yes?

[identity profile] tropes.livejournal.com 2004-07-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
great yay!

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Can you even fit all this on one t-shirt?

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
The fine print of Milliways...

[identity profile] tropes.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
If anyone can do it, CafePress can. :))

[identity profile] a-tendo.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
*fears greatly, but is overwhelmed with the worship*

[identity profile] miscellanny.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
*is so ownxored by that*

LMAO

*worships*

[identity profile] samael-diablo.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
*WANTS the Tshirt*

Just so my friends can read "turtle-porn" and "wingsmut" and I can smile and be cryptic.
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[personal profile] veryvorkosigan 2004-07-21 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it just me, or does the Really Long Extended Version start to sound a bit like those random-word-generator spam emails after a while?

[identity profile] gypsyjr.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I hurt something laughing just now.

[identity profile] anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Some chunks of the superslogan look like Tori Amos lyrics to me. *pokes brain*