aj_crawley (
aj_crawley) wrote in
ways_back_room2004-07-21 11:12 pm
I wouldn't call it a Threadzilla, as such...
Crowley arrives, and tries, unsuccessfully, to weasel some information out of Death - namely, what she thinks John Constantine is going to do with those remiges.
Aziraphale and Tonks arrive, and Crowley teases the angel about his secret shame, and joins in Tonks' snarking about bureaucracy.
They are distracted by the arrival of Tonks' beau, Charlie Weasley. Aziraphale gives Charlie the traditional big brother spiel. It's AMAZING. Charlie and Tonks are, respectively, horrified and mortified, whilst Crowley is DYING. Finally, the master-stroke proves to be too much, and Aziraphale and Crowley cave, and die laughing.
After Tonks and Charlie head off for some well-deserved privacy, Aziraphale and Crowley actually have what passes for a normal conversation for a bit. For a minute, everyone thought there was going to be rather explicitly sexual-sounding WINGSMUT, but no dice. They talk about flying, Innate Evil Charisma, and Aziraphale's modelling career. Aziraphale's spare room is discussed, and there is what might almost be considered flirting. Crowley shows Aziraphale one of his creepier talents, which unsettles the angel immensely. However, it all ends schmoopily, even if it does take a mallet and chisel to get Crowley to recognise a compliment. Aziraphale quotes Gascoigne, and makes his exit, followed by a starry-eyed demon.
Aziraphale and Tonks arrive, and Crowley teases the angel about his secret shame, and joins in Tonks' snarking about bureaucracy.
They are distracted by the arrival of Tonks' beau, Charlie Weasley. Aziraphale gives Charlie the traditional big brother spiel. It's AMAZING. Charlie and Tonks are, respectively, horrified and mortified, whilst Crowley is DYING. Finally, the master-stroke proves to be too much, and Aziraphale and Crowley cave, and die laughing.
After Tonks and Charlie head off for some well-deserved privacy, Aziraphale and Crowley actually have what passes for a normal conversation for a bit. For a minute, everyone thought there was going to be rather explicitly sexual-sounding WINGSMUT, but no dice. They talk about flying, Innate Evil Charisma, and Aziraphale's modelling career. Aziraphale's spare room is discussed, and there is what might almost be considered flirting. Crowley shows Aziraphale one of his creepier talents, which unsettles the angel immensely. However, it all ends schmoopily, even if it does take a mallet and chisel to get Crowley to recognise a compliment. Aziraphale quotes Gascoigne, and makes his exit, followed by a starry-eyed demon.

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Okay, and this? Such a personage would truly have Tonks wrapped around his finger in a nanosecond. Tempting is just not even the word for it. :)
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