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Beatrice has decided to kill herself, she's prone to those kinds of histrionics, so she'll be heading back up to the bar. I, as mun who would like to keep her, would appreciate it if someone would come talk her out of it...

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*giggles* Oh I'll help her, all right. *runs off evilly*

Oh dear god no.

Come on, you know you love her...

Well all right, Barbie is a menace, really. *smirks* I'm so very proud of her. *sniff*

as well you should be. she truly is evil incarnate.

I love that you seem to care more about Barbie's inherent evil than Beatrice's impending suicide...

In my defense, I did say "oh my dear god" first.

I rather thought that was more in response to the idea of Barbie stopping anyone from committing suicide.

A little from column A.
A little from column B.

I don't know that you'd want Raph in there helping either. He'd most likely ask to be your second.

What's Liz up to?

She's off somewhere upset about Bartleby, I believe.

Well, there goes that idea.

I think Mat's still out there though. Is Beatrice friends with Mat? *forgets*

Nope, she's never met him.

Damn. Ah well, you have the Death thing now.

I figure that a world where it's even remotely possible to blow Barbie's head off is a world that anyone would be pleased to stay living in, if only until it's been done.

Just so you know, nothing Barbie says is really going to make a difference to Beatrice, but she's already decided, so it doesn't really matter.

You mean she's actually going through with it? Gah! But she has so much to live for!

Not really. She's a stranger in a strange land, no one talks to her because her conversation is too "heady", and her lover has disappeared completely.

But most of them are strangers in a strange land, and Cassandra tends to talk heady as well at times. Heady isn't a bad thing!

But Sappho, now there's the trouble.

She's a mortal, which is the first strike, non-magical, which makes two, and Kassandra's kind of stopped speaking to her as well, which leaves her out in the cold...

Irk, poor Beatrice! I could stop being afraid and bring Howl in to flirt with her, if you'd like. He's able to handle heady language, most likely.

Nah, I've got a thing worked out with Death that should solve the problem, cause angst, and not write out the character entirely.

Excellent!

I've got the feeling that the intercession of a deranged Mr. Coffee will a) not help much and b) throw unwanted high weirdness into the scene.

HAL is very unnervingly scary, btw. But repairing the hydroponics? Bwah!

(I see Aziraphale just showed up to help Beatrice, though.)

That's all a coffee machine can ask for. ^_^

(All this rationalizing is making me a bit crazy, though.)

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