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Fleur is planning on melting her into a little puddle of goo with a fireball in a moment. And leaving her there for the night to grow some humility. It is a good plan, I think.

Oh, yay! But wait until Dream and she... "talk". Muahah. Haahaha. HAHAHA.

I am Plotting, yes. O:-)

Um...am doing it now. She just became a puddle after they talked, then.

Yes. Good. Wah! Don't ruin my fun!

Or I can be forced to remake her. Which ever is better. I do not want to hurt anyone's plots or fun! *wibbles to herself and feels guilty*

I think it was Sirius who said that time was relative. She can be mush after they talk. Eek. Two Barbies. *shiver*

Can she be locked into a closet somewhere?

Yes. My character hasn't even met her yet, but all the conversations I've read with her are so....in character...that it makes me hurt. I think the most painful line she said was "Helping people is thanks enough."

It's wonderfully in character, but it makes me hurt so much.

I know. I love her player for being so good. But... dammit, she needs to die.

Actually, no. I want her to meet Aziraphale.

*happy place*

*chokes on drink*

OMG yes. That will be funny. I'm watching the Barbie meets Dream thread with great interest right now, myself.

*evil grin* It would be beautiful. Especially with Crowley added to the mix? XDXDXD

She vanished. Wah.

I think she took my melting too seriously. I am poking her but she does not reply. Sorry! *wibbles more and feels a little guilty about the melting*

*grin* That seems to be the case. Ah, well. It was good while it lasted.

Either that or her computer melted because of all the glares pointed her way. ;)

John wants to torture her. Meticulously.

"Is she possessed?"

Yes. With the spirit of the Ultimate Evil. Kill her, for the good of us all.

Someone up to convincing either Mat or Moiraine that she's the Dark One? Or Will or Merriman that she's a creature of the Dark? Or just about anyone that she's a Death Eater recruiter? The good guys need to gang up on the Ultimate Plastic Evil, really and truly.

Oooooooh. Good idea. Her plastic rejuvination trick ought to work as magic. And "she's" in a female form to throw Moriane off the track!

Hey, it works for me.

You might want to let Moiraine know that Barbie is just another incarnation of Lanfear. That would totally do the trick.

*is WoT illiterate* Lanfear?

Lanfear is one of the Forsaken, primary sevants of the Dark One in the WoT universe. Think immortal, perfectly beautiful people, males and females, working for the Dark One like Nazgul to Sauron, but each vying against the other for the first spot as highest Forsaken. Lanfear is one of the most powerful Forsaken, the Daughter of the Night. She fell through the portal with Moiraine that left Moiraine in the World of Dreams, which is the last you ever see of either of them in canon. Moiraine said on her first day in Milliways that she fell out of a portal in the World of Dreams, which is a really creepy place. She is Aes Sedai, promised to fight the Forsaken and the Dark One, and would have a personal grudge against Lanfear.

*looks up* There is a reason why I didn't choose to be a WoT character. Ten books of backstory is hard to sum up.

*laughs* Oy. Yeah, that was good thinking. Jeez.

Yes! Barbie is Lanfear, duh. Anyone could see that! XD ;)

Well, Moiraine is halfway convinced that Peter is a Darkfriend, so maybe he can persuade the Aes Sedai that Barbie is the embodiment of the Dark One on his world.

EVERYONE SHOULD DO IT. *tres craaazy*