It is Matt's sincerest regret that he cannot bring you anything of his OWN canon, since his mun's distracted with her
emo fireboy other puppet.
The mun wishes to remind her puppet that if Johnny DOESN'T learn how to control things, then her own skull'll get set on fire.
CONSEQUENTLY.
The following get the LAPD'S PERSONAL STAMP OF APPROVAL and Matt Parkman's seal of goodness!
Couple of weeks ago (or thereabouts) Bar got a
SPOON from Dog Soldiers. Now if y'all are horror fans and you
haven't seen Neil Marshall's film, (you FAIL at life. Go. Now. Find some way to end it. JUST KIDDING) Consequently, Spoon
Met,
folk, and
worked on his little problem until he met
A Ghost from his past.
The Saga continues with
The prodigal son returning to find he has
been replaced or so he
thinks.It can
only get more interesting. C'mon. All the Drama of Melrose place with fucking SUPERNATURAL BEINGS. There's a TV pilot here. All we need is Sammy and Dean and we'd have an episode of Supernatural.
Dopplegangers or Shapeshifting Mystique wannabes? it's NEITHER. Through some toss of the Galactic Dice, poor Adam Kaufman was cursed to have the face of a
serial killer meet Sylar. Matt wishes to convey a "OH GOD" and thanks every power in existence that he's got psychic powers of doom so that he'll know
which one's which.Not that it wouldn't be obvious.
Did I mention that we have an
absolutely,
Amazing Sylar?
...Matt fears the day they actually come face-to-face.
For this next part, Matt's going to turn the conversation over to-
Vesper!
Vesper?
Vesper: *smacks her mun* Quiet.
Now. You might consider me bitter? But that's hardly the case. Seeing as how it's hard not to understand James and be happy for him. As such, I...*looks distasteful* pimp the following:
James and Sarah Jane Smith Do London it has all the charm of Doctor Higgins and Eliza, but....updated. As only Bond can do. He is a classy gentleman isn't he?
Wes-Inyri-Zekka-Shalla-Atton: Also known as a triangle of pain. Or some sort of shape. I'm not entirely sure.: Good lord, I don't understand half of what's going on, but they're such lovely writers it's hard not to be engrossed. (PS. Miss Inyri. If a man is going to treat you in such a manner you need to find yourself another man to shoot him. This Zekka character can't be good for you...
Matt: -Thank you!
Vesper: I could...pimp more.
Matt: No no. Haha. we're done. *shuffles away*
ALRIGHT.
What do you pimp? What do your puppets pimp? PIMP NOW. THE TIME IS NOW!
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