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Jul. 29th, 2007 01:50 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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While it may look like we're partying like it's 1999 in clothing born from a drunken one nightstand between John Travolta's wardrobe from Saturday Night Fever and Snoop Dogg's favorite suit, I do not come to pardy-hardy but rather to pimp threads, my friends.
Since I do not do this often, Let this assure you that I couldn't pimp this any harder if I were the starving master of a sideshow.
Thus, denizens of Milliways, do I ask you to read Bateman's OOM.
It is beautifully written with a rollicking frivolity that harmonizes with the grimness into the kind of wicked gallows humor that can't but make us grin and the more morbid amongst us chortle.
Now tell me, Milliways. What threads have writing that's just so attractive you would take to Red Lobster and pick up the bill?
While it may look like we're partying like it's 1999 in clothing born from a drunken one nightstand between John Travolta's wardrobe from Saturday Night Fever and Snoop Dogg's favorite suit, I do not come to pardy-hardy but rather to pimp threads, my friends.
Since I do not do this often, Let this assure you that I couldn't pimp this any harder if I were the starving master of a sideshow.
Thus, denizens of Milliways, do I ask you to read Bateman's OOM.
It is beautifully written with a rollicking frivolity that harmonizes with the grimness into the kind of wicked gallows humor that can't but make us grin and the more morbid amongst us chortle.
Now tell me, Milliways. What threads have writing that's just so attractive you would take to Red Lobster and pick up the bill?
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