Looking for a fight?
May. 18th, 2009 03:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theflyingsquirlOf course you are. At least, for your pup.
And whether your tastes run toward abuse, arguments, or even getting hit on the head, the Skyline City supervillains are happy to oblige.
Canon notes: They are supervillains from a superhero-parody universe, so the fights are implausible, the action often over-the-top with no lasting damage (it may sting a little at the time, but a few minutes later your pup would be without a scratch), and the end result pretty much always the same: humiliation for them, no matter who won the fight.
Your choices are:
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theflyingsquirl, current Governor of Pennsylvania, half-man half-squirrel mutant. He's big, he's strong, he's tough, he's the Diet Coke of evil trying to prove himself. He will probably lie to or confuse your pup. That's what politicians do.
queenfaraday, current Vice-President of the United States, mad scientist, and secret electro-mutant. Physical fights are good with her, but expect robots. Battles of wits, please come armed. Oh, and a lint brush is a good idea. Static buildup and all.
Both of them can be seen battling the Pirate King here, and the demon bunnies here.
neapolitan_man, current Secretary of the Treasury, bank-robber, tripolar mutant who is inclined to fight in two of his three moods (violent or sassy; he's harmless in calm). He's not very bright, but he is pushy and thuggish and not at all shy (as can be seen in his often-raunchy argument with Coreen here, though he doesn't automatically have to go there). He also spends all but a couple weeks of his canon in prison, so the prospect of being sent to the cells is not daunting to him.
So, if you're interested in harmless crackfights or arguments or otherwise disagreements, feel free to tag in to any of their posts, or comment in here, or send a private message to any of us muns, or poke me on AIM and I will relay your interest to the appropriate party. They will obviously not pick fights with your pups without your permission, even if you tag them. Communication is a good thing. :D
Three pups, two muns, no waiting!
And whether your tastes run toward abuse, arguments, or even getting hit on the head, the Skyline City supervillains are happy to oblige.
Canon notes: They are supervillains from a superhero-parody universe, so the fights are implausible, the action often over-the-top with no lasting damage (it may sting a little at the time, but a few minutes later your pup would be without a scratch), and the end result pretty much always the same: humiliation for them, no matter who won the fight.
Your choices are:
theflyingsquirl, current Governor of Pennsylvania, half-man half-squirrel mutant. He's big, he's strong, he's tough, he's the Diet Coke of evil trying to prove himself. He will probably lie to or confuse your pup. That's what politicians do.queenfaraday, current Vice-President of the United States, mad scientist, and secret electro-mutant. Physical fights are good with her, but expect robots. Battles of wits, please come armed. Oh, and a lint brush is a good idea. Static buildup and all.Both of them can be seen battling the Pirate King here, and the demon bunnies here.
neapolitan_man, current Secretary of the Treasury, bank-robber, tripolar mutant who is inclined to fight in two of his three moods (violent or sassy; he's harmless in calm). He's not very bright, but he is pushy and thuggish and not at all shy (as can be seen in his often-raunchy argument with Coreen here, though he doesn't automatically have to go there). He also spends all but a couple weeks of his canon in prison, so the prospect of being sent to the cells is not daunting to him.So, if you're interested in harmless crackfights or arguments or otherwise disagreements, feel free to tag in to any of their posts, or comment in here, or send a private message to any of us muns, or poke me on AIM and I will relay your interest to the appropriate party. They will obviously not pick fights with your pups without your permission, even if you tag them. Communication is a good thing. :D
Three pups, two muns, no waiting!
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