...but that, my friends, is about to change.
Say hello to the Were-Wieners, the antagonists of Ursula Vernon's
Dragonbreath: Curse of the Were-Wiener. They will also be the antagonists of the upcoming barplot.
There's a much more detailed info post
in their journal, but here's the short version: On the next new moon, a bunch of strange-looking hot dogs will appear in Milliways. Anyone who eats one, or is bitten by one (yes, they bite), will gradually turn into a Wiener Minion, who will spread the infection further and otherwise act on the Were-Wieners' behalf. In order to stop them, someone must track down and kill the chief of the Wieners--the Alpha Wurst--before the Minions complete their grand uprising on the next full moon.
The plot will begin on Saturday, July 30, and end on Saturday, August 13. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact
leeshajoy and we'll get things sorted out.
Have fun, kids!