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*Anthy beams*

I think Aziraphale and Moiraine, among others, would have to try it at some point.

Oh, definitely. :) As long as Anthy doesn't serve it. Moiraine remembers the curry.

That would make a great battle cry. "Remember the curry!"

Tea.

*happy sigh*

Existential Tea.

*blissful sigh*

A truly organic experience that simply is.

For those times where you must connect with the "Me That I Am".

*bites lip*

*blurts out*

The Thinking Man's Tea.
-sponsored by Descartes

*Snerk*

Descartes goes into a bar.
The waitress says, "Would you like a drink?"
He says, "I think not",
And disappears...

All we need is Euripides running in with his torn toga asking for it to be mended...

*groan*

Sorry...

You know, we could get really geeky about it.

We could have metaphysical flapjacks, blackened monads, peripatetic ale, synecdoche stew, onomatapoeia brulee

Really the possibilities are endless.

Hey. You work at the bar. Nothing stopping you. :D

Well, maybe Socrates could come in an ask for them - or Ratty could just be cooking them up - but Holden would never come up with them.

Ahhhh. Bernard might. I always thought he was better educated than he let on, what with the boarding school in Geneva thing.

Um, yeah. He obvioulsy knows a lot.

But are you playing him pre-Leigh-Cheri?

OMG! The dog! I can't believe he sat on the dog!!!!!!

I must say your Bernard is less bombastic. And I'm really okay with that.

:)) OMG THE DOG. I DIED. WITH THE PUTTING IT IN THE PIANO.

Yeah, several years pre-Leigh-Cheri. He broke out of MacNeil Island the first time and landed here, if you remember that tidbit from the book.

wheeeeeeEE!!

I figured - he couldn't be so into Fleur otherwise.

What about lunaception? I'm surprised he isn't trying to get all the girls in the bar to be on the moon cycle! jhajajajaja

Eh. I made an executive decision. Fleur doesn't need protection, as Veelas control contraception magically, and since there are so so many magical people who can control that sort of thing without blinking, he doesn't get all worked up about it.

Milliways has a calming influence on him, eh?

I like to think so.

In reality, I just can't keep his mania up for very long. He's exhausting.

I'll always thing that Robbins was addicted to coke when he was writing that book.

He keeps mentioning mushrooms and dried frog droppings or something he found in his fridge.

I know. :))

Okay, Bernard is going to make Holden spectacularly sick. That ok?

It is fine for him to try - but wouldn't be funny if Holden just let out a tremendous belch and then was fine?

Up to you whether he pukes or not, but Bernard is going to try mightily to make him hurl.

>:)

Dude, Sirius leaves the bar and it turns into a fraternity...:D

MUAH.

Actually, Bernard's thinking is more like, "Well, the kids' gotta deal with the alcohol somehow. Why not have some fun!"

How about this - Holden will nto get sick right away. But when Bernard has given up hope - Holden will light a cigarette and that will make him ill.

:D

Oh, perfect. Excellent. I love you. *humps your leg*

O_o

Oh, relax. :P

but my leg! my beautiful leg! it is ruined! ruined, I tell you!

;;)

Um.

I'll send it to the cleaners?

I was going to make so much money on eBay with it too!

woe!

hee!

♥

*wibbles*

is bernard being too mean?

No! I love it!

*force him to eat the nasty ice cream*

AWESOME.

Well, we do have fried paradoxes, and once we had some kind of philosophical soup, but the soup never took off :D

Each spoonful was just another annoying question, huh?