and now a public service message from Robin Goodfellow

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

"Ahem ... hello?"

Puck looks left. He looks right. He slips through the door and into the back room.

"Hullo," he says cheerfully. "How absolutely charming to see you all. Really. However ... as it happens, my reason for making my way back here is strictly business: I've a message for you."

He clears his throat, chiefly for dramatic effect, and continues.

"It has recently come to my attention that it has recently come to your attention that as of this OOM, I have in my possession some quantity of the flower known as heartsease or wild pansy, which the maids do call love-in-idleness. You all, I expect, know the tale of it.

"One mercuriazs, my dear and darling handler, has informed me that I ought to convey to you my most solemn vow to only use this little flower for good, and to be quite responsible and discerning with it." He makes a face. "Really. There's little fun in that."

Brightening, "But here I look to you, my friends. Should you conceive of some use for my current supply of love potion, please do inform me. Bear in mind, of course, the rules of the game: The juice of it must be applied to sleeping eyelids, whereupon the poor creature shall fall heedlessly in love with whatever it next spies."

He looks shifty.

"Also, perhaps we were better to keep this our little secret, mm? Prithee don't go telling Mercuria ... that should spoil the game."

[extra-OOC: That said, I can be pinged at Merky Dee with questions. Knock yourselves out, kids.]

Comments

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

...Now, see, I wouldn't sign any of mine up for any love-in-idleness shenanigans just because I'm bored at work.

That would be wrong.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

AND YET SO RIGHT.

[wonderwhatif.livejournal.com]

.....Oh god. *hides*

JUST BECAUSE MY PIXIE HAS A CRUSH ON SOMEONE WHO IS NOT HER BOYFRIEND DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING.

You are cruel. That being said, I am staying faaaar away from it.

[necessary_child]

Oh, man. *eyes her pups* No, the lot of you.

You're mean. *woe*

[slasherofprices.livejournal.com]

:)

[gethenian.livejournal.com]

...

.......HEEEEEEEE.

[misslucyjane]

. . . dammit.

[gonna_live]

...

*facepalms*

I am getting baaaaaad ideas.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

OH NO YOU DON'T MADAM.

(.... Share?)

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

...I think it is quite tragic that all my possible pups have twisted/crackier relationships than I could think up for this kind of thing.

...Get back to you.

>:D

[iustus_rex]

You are a mean and bad person.

...I don't think any of my characters would be less than DOOM DOOM CONSEQUENCES OF DOOM to put into this.

But, uh. I'll ponder.

And get back to you.

And stuff.

[adiva_calandia]

. . . .

YOU ARE MY MOST FAVORITEST PERSON EVER.

I have an evil evil EVIL idea but I would need to get in touch with someone first. So. We will talk.

*laughing wildly*

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDD

[silveraspen]

...

I am laughing SO hard.

And there MUST be something that can be done with this. *eyes character list thoughtfully*

[agonistes]

*eyes you, cheerfully*

Maybe we should talk.

[silveraspen]

...

I do believe we should, at that. :)

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

....... What hath I wrought.

[agonistes]

*serene* you're gonna find out.

!!!

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. Oh god oh god oh god.


Maybe this is just what Shulkie needs. Before going through a grueling month of trying to prevent her cousin from literally cracking planet Earth in half now that he's back from a year in space and doom and glooooooom and RAGE and all that.

So, how will this work? Tempt me! :-)

Re: !!!

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

:DDDD?

Well, um, all Puck really needs to do is catch somebody asleep and sprinkle some of the flower's juice/nectar on their eyes. It is simple!

So....

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

So, how long does it last? I'd need someone to, I guess, be receptive to having Jen suddenly go starry-eyed at them and bat her pretty green eyes in their direction. Or, actually, since it's SHULKIE we're talking about, she's more likely to just pick them up, throw them over her shoulder, and take them back home after a suitable period of flirtation. Even if it's one sided.

Jen's fun because she makes no secret of it when she likes a guy, BELIEVE ME. :-D The first time she met Wyatt Wingfoot (her first long term boyfriend in canon), she picked him up (and he's already tall!), held him at eye level, and declared her intent to have him. Fortunately, he agreed!

Re: So....

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

*cackle*

Well, technically it doesn't wear off for ... well, canon doesn't say. The implication is it never wears off without the antidote, which is supported by Oberon's insistence that Puck sort all this out right this second. However! Access to antidote can easily be arranged. Really. Any time.

Re: So....

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jen's gonna be PISSED. And she's gonna want an antidote, after the first glow of lust/love.

AHAHAHAH. AHAHAHAHA. Sold!

Re: So....

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

YAHOO.

Puck has amnesia at the moment, but. Man. Let me know.

Re: So....

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

Well, Puck and Jen need to meet and flirt anyway, right? Soon? ;-)

Re: So....

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

Yes. *grin* Such yes!

Re: So....

[slasherofprices.livejournal.com]

Skinner would tap that!

Re: So....

[ladysilverwheel.livejournal.com]

*DIES at the thought*

Re: So....

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFT OFF.

This might be a PLAN!

Plz find me on AIM to plot. :-) I'm at Greengammagirl.

Re: So....

[slasherofprices.livejournal.com]

Will do. >D

[shimmershift.livejournal.com]

...MWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

... Incidentally?

I think Puck and Candice would be bestest BFFs to ever BFF.

[weeper-of-blood.livejournal.com]

I dunno if this is evil or genius. Or maybe evil genius. If it's evil genius, then yo, I'm all about loving teh evil genius..

.. I <3 you.

[vivien]

You know, this + Midsummer Amnesia Plot could lead to some VERY interesting situations.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

*mustache-stroking* Actually I was COUNTING on it.

Mwahahahahaha?

[un_fallen]

GOD YES.

I mean. >:]

[morelikeasponge.livejournal.com]

...waugh.

*tempted. but.*

[will_scarlett]

*giggles madly and glees*

Will's going to hate me for this, but he'll be amnesiaed and happy and flirty. Please, oh please, make things even more complicated.

[lunamystic]

Augh.

I am trying so hard not to go :D! at the thought of letting Puck torture Dr. Evil.

Thus far, I am failing.

*weeps at brain*

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

DR. EVIL


YES

YES PLEASE


(Too bad I don't play Shadwell anymore.)

[lunamystic]

Well, since you said please... sign me up!

SHADWELL. That really would have been a thing of beauty.

Now I just need to figure out what poor character will bear the brunt of his affection. *giggles*

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDD

I think it should be Raguel.

[lunamystic]

*CHOKES*

That... I have no words. Too busy laughing.

[slasherofprices.livejournal.com]

Skinner would tap that!


I mean what.

[lunamystic]

*just laughs that much harder*

I was going to say something reasonably witty in response. Something that directly related to both canons... And then I realized how INCREDIBLY bad it would sound. XD

[innerbrat]

*pets your brain*

...

*says nothing about any other pups.*

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

I have this horrible, horrible thought of Jen making moogly eyes at Dr. Evil. Because what's better than an avowed superheroine having her heart beat faster at the sight of an avowed megalomaniac replete with high backed chair and volcano lair?