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[muji]

Pineapple is awesome.

Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island. Discuss.

ETA: DID EVERYONE SEE THE YOOLTIDEZ MACROS?

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[calluna]

Why do they call it a driveway when you park in it?

Conversely, why do they call it a parkway when you drive on it?

THE MANY MYSTERIES OF LIFE! :O




I had a dream last night that was so disturbing, it's got me considering a lobotomy.

[muji]

:O NOW YOU MUST SHARE.

[calluna]

I'm not going to go into detail, BUT.

Ever have one of those dreams that you NEVER EVER EVER WANT TO HAVE EVER about people very close to you?

The kind of dream that makes you wake up and go "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"

... yeah.

*shudders* D:

[prob-japanese.livejournal.com]

Because the driveway is for driving up to the house, and the parkway is to make it feel like you're going through a park! Also Hawaii has interstate highways because they were paid for with money from the Interstate Commerce Commission, and-

I mean, er.

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

[muji]

*cracks up so hard* I need that song so bad.

[daniidebrabant.livejournal.com]

It has roads, though.

[muji]

This is true.

But the state is so tiny!

[buongiornodaisy.livejournal.com]

It's also not an Oceanid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanids).

[muji]

...This is true as well!

[newredshoes]

Need I mention the famous paradox about packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns that conclusively prove that there is no order in the universe?

[calluna]

XD *snort*

[muji]

No.

It goes unsaid. *solemn and steadfast*

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

That's not a paradox. That's a genius marketing idea to get people to buy eight packages of hot dogs and ten packages of hot dog buns so that it will finally be even.

[canadabear.livejournal.com]

It's not an island? MY VIEW OF AMERICA IS SHATTERED.

Now I'm getting verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves: A thigh master is neither a thigh, nor a master. Discuss!

...man I miss the days when Saturday Night Live was good.

[muji]

I LOVED THAT SKIT SO MUCH.

ALSO WITH THE LOVE? GLITTERY BEAR CARDS.

[sdelmonte]

But Rhodes is!

No time to discuss now. More later!

[muji]

Rhodes is a pineapple what now? :D?

[wakeupnew]

Alex makes an excellent point.

Also, snow should not be half as fun to drive in as it is, and someone should invent mittens that allow you to stick up your middle finger.

[canadabear.livejournal.com]

There are these (http://media.rei.com/media/o/1395788.jpg).

[muji]

...Rough commute this morning?

[weeper-of-blood.livejournal.com]

Where does your lap go when you stand up? D:

[muji]

...D:D:!!!

[lissla-lissar.livejournal.com]

It goes to a secret storage place, next door to the place where teenage boys store all that food that they aren't really eating, and across from the energy warehouses.

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

I think pineapple is on my list of random fruits/veggies that I am allergic too. Woe?

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, roman, or an empire. Discuss.

[muji]

...I HAVE BEEN LIED TO. WOE.