And with a Crash-

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Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


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"Begging your pardon, ma'am, but I can state for myself what I like and what I don't like."

Pause. He looks at Debi. "I would love the Maker's Mark. You said it was in the kitchen? I'll go fetch it, then."

Even though he thinks the women should totally fetch it for him.

[innerbrat]

"Cheers," Debi says cheerfully, and thrusts her glass at him boldly.

"Top me up too?"

:-)?

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Bond stares at her.

As he is not Roger Moore or Sean Connery, he will not dignify that with a verbal response. But, now there iz booze in her cup too!

[innerbrat]

Debi grins smugly.

"Ta, mate" she says, apparently trying (and failing badly) to sound vaguely cockney. "How's it going?"

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Bond blinks. "--well." Pause. "And yourself?"

He vaguely recalls sharing headspace with someone who sounds cockney whenever he yells at people. Especially redheaded children who bite his hand.

[innerbrat]

Redheaded children should have their teeth clipped, clearly.

"Not bad." She grins. "I'm on holiday. In America."

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Bond makes a sympathetic expression. "How's that working out for you?"

[innerbrat]

Beam.

"The women here are gorgeous."

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Bond shrugs. "Gorgeous women are everywhere."

[innerbrat]

"Yeah, but these ones think I'm really smart and sexy just 'cause I have a British accent."

[callitavesper.livejournal.com]

"That's Americans for you. Let's just say I've no shortage of girlfriends over there."

[innerbrat]

"Cute, aren't they?"

Debi may well be beaming at this point.