And with a Crash-

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


BACKROOM INVASION! Tag freely! Threadhop! Make crack! It's not canon and it doesn't really happen! Allons-y!

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[mogget_cat]

A cat-shaped Yrael pulls himself out from under the couch (you don't know terror until the springs you're hiding under descend on you, under the force of two people collapsing onto them), looking for all the world like nothing is wrong.

"It's the good kind, that's what."

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Laini's ears twitch in amusement as she eyes Yrael (and not yet leaving her position on top of Zelgadiss).

"Now, that all depends. Does it leave you dressed in someone else's clothing when the sun comes up, wondering where you are exactly, and why exactly do you have a stuffed map yak?"

[callitavesper.livejournal.com]

Meester Bond, being a naturally curious person as he is, sees the new opening in the bar and goes to investigate.

Humph! Dull sort of place this looks! What goes on back here?

[buongiornodaisy.livejournal.com]

And suddenly he is pounced upon.

"Oh hai," says the twenty-something African-American cheese-can-I-put-more-hypens-in-this-sentence-an female. She beams like a beaming thing, hugging...whichever part of Bond she stands up to. Possibly his chest. He's tall.

[innerbrat]

From a sofa in the corner, heavy irregular topping stops suddenly, and eyebrows raise over gilt rimmed glasses on a face that otherwise remains fixed in position, turned towards a laptop screen.

"Oh," says the blonde. "Bugger."

[mogget_cat]

"Prrrrt?" says an innocent cat at the blonde, reading over her shoulder.

[still-a-cop.livejournal.com]

Charlie wanders in after Laini and Zelgadiss.

"Huh," he says. "It's a room."

He has a crate of clementines under one arm.

[scurlock]

Doc hasn't seen oranges in months.

So naturally have an outlaw plotting to steal them.

[turned_captain]

Will has a bucket.

Don't be stealin' it. He has to keep his feet in sea water.

[cupenny.livejournal.com]

There may be someone trying to muffle laughter into a coughing fit.

>_> It's allergies, really.

"You have a bucket?"

[panther-nesmith.livejournal.com]

There is a Panther, looking around in a bewildered manner.

"Oh, great. This again. At least none of my pups want to kill me."

Come say hi to the girl in the shirt with three birds on it!

[agloriousthing]

Oh a woman he hasn't kissed yet, I hope Panther doesn't mind a kiss from a virile Pirate King.

[his-sarah-jane.livejournal.com]

Sarah and baby wander out.

She probably shouldn't be investigating strange places with Valerie in tow, but she can't help her curiosity.

[adiva_calandia]

Someone short, dark-haired, and bespectacled squeaks "Baby!"

[herestherum.livejournal.com]

Captain Morgan is here.

And he has rum. In a barrel. Which he has one foot on. Natch.

Need a drink?

[innerbrat]

Yes.

"Is that rum?"

That's the first thing the Briton notices. The second thing is...

...well, she's already stolen his hat and jammed it on her head.

[notaprincessyet.livejournal.com]

"Oh!"

Look at all the people. And...and...and...

"Oh my goodness!"

[agloriousthing]

Giselle also is kissed since she is clearly a beautiful maiden.

[hero_farmboy]

There's a commotion going on, and Clark figures someone better check it out. You never know when someone will need rescuing.


...

This isn't quite what he was expecting.

[accipiterpuella.livejournal.com]

Kendra, on the other hand, is both appalled and relieved.


"Do we take a number and wait for the PIC to show, or go looking for them?"

[skygiants]

The brown-haired girl with the bottle of Diet Coke looks way too happy to be here.

"I've never gotten to one of these things on time before!" she exclaims gleefully, and starts scanning the room with rather the air of an avid bird-watcher who has found her way into the best aviary ever.

[innerbrat]

"I NO, RITE?"

Yes, Debi actually speaks like this.

[bcgphoenix]

"Oh Jesus Christ."

Phoenix, bundled up in a red blanket with her laptop perched on her knees (it's playing a sixth-season episode of Scrubs), stares at the influx tumbling in the door.

Very weakly: "I am so, so very glad Sylar's unconscious right now." Beat. "Somebody warn me if they see him? Please?"

[skygiants]

"You should put a kitty bell around his neck," Becca says helpfully.

"Or! Ooh! Maybe a tiny radio that plays 'Re: Your Brains' very loudly when he approaches!"

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

"Oh crap."

There's a wide-eyed Aura, looking quite bewildered and holding the top of her trousers.

"This isn't my bathroom."

Cue pee-induced hopping.

[forgottenfeline]

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"

Kyo is curious. And annoyed. And right next to you, Aura!

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

What's that sound? Patta-patta-patta-PLOPPLOP!

Why, that's a certain Feather running at full tilt in ridiculous heels and skidding to a halt.

"Oh no! What's that?! What's that?! Oh no, the DALEKS are coming! Allons-y everyone!"

She turns around and flails dorkily while pressing the forward switch on her tiny remote control.

Beat.

Beat.

"Come on, come on, EXTERMINATE!"

Beat.

Beat.

And here comes the tiny remote control Dalek!

"The world, she is now mine!" And Feather cackles!

[bcgphoenix]

"AAAAAAAH!!"

And that's Phoenix, scrambling up to perch on the back of the couch to get away from the Daleks.

Or, well, trying to get away.

Instead, she gets tangled up in her blanket and topples over the back to land with a THUD.





"....I'm okay!"

[saphyria.livejournal.com]

In a corner, there is a girl holding a PS2 controller. She... doesn't really notice the commotion at first.

She's wrapped in a blanket, cursing at the screen while her spikey-haired kid with a key gets seven flavors of hell beat out of him by a red-haired guy with spikey wheels of flaming death.

"Augh!"

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

"Saaaaaaaaaaph!"

Behold the funny hopping that is Aura needing to go to the bathroom.

"Where's the restrooooom?"

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

The overweight redaired girl looks up from the game of solitaire she had going on her iPod, and sighs.

"Not this again."

[evil_koala_626]

"Nph wph agin?" mumbles the faint voice of the gentleman whose entire head is currently inside the cavernous maw of his own pup.

"hlp plz?"

[calluna]

And then there was a girl who was about to go to bed, and then Things Happened, and now she's shaking her fist at the lot of you.

Shakeshakeshake.

She may, in fact, be stuck in this position.

Alas.

[slasherofprices.livejournal.com]

Then somebody tall comes along and slams a fist into her back. "Hello there."

[evil_koala_626]

"For the love of God, SOMEBODY GET IT OFF!" Screams the flailing Toaster. There appears to be a small blue alien gnawing on his cranium.

[panther-nesmith.livejournal.com]

There is now a Panther, attempting a Stich-ectomy.

"Stupid alien thingy. C'mon."

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

The woman typing on her laptop eeped, "Oh hell! Not again! Quick, man the blanket forts!"

[smallestopener]

"What's a blanket fort?" Ingress asks. "It sounds like fun!"

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

She-Hulk, it will be noted, endures - and often instigates - the shattering of any Fourth, Fifth, or Sixth Wall with aplomb.

"Is this Byrne's fault, or Quesada's?"

[md_donighal]

"As far as I'm concerned," says Divis Mal, "Joey Cheese can take the blame for everything while we sort it out. And when I say 'everything', I mean 'everything from the death of Jennifer Landers to the implosion of Hawkman's pre-Zero-Hour continuity."

[agloriousthing]

People, silliness, the Pirate King is just going to add his lovely baritone to the background noise,

"Oh it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King."

[shinyhappygoth]

"It is!" cries an overweight, bespectacled girl who's looking around for ropes or chandeliers to swing on. "Hurrah for the Pirate King, Hurrah for the Pirate King!"

[chlorrel.livejournal.com]

Okay. A change from that Arrested Development that's been going on all day.

Still! The girl in the space-themed pajamas won't complain. More reasons not to do homework!

[agloriousthing]

The Pirate King sees women, the Pirate King kisses women.

[swinging-cod.livejournal.com]

Jayne wanders over to a wall and leans against it, looking large, dangerous and disgruntled.

Lots of girls with clothes on, and no booze far as the eye can see. Where the hell's the fun in that?

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU CAN HAZ BOOZE (http://community.livejournal.com/ways_back_room/3354125.html?thread=30490637#t30490637)

:D

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

There is the sound of coconuts clopclopping.

Then, HALT!

...

Followed by evil snickering at being evil to her poor pup and waiting for the crack to take over. IT BREEDS LIKE SEAMONKEYS.

Were in ur back room, breakin ur 4th wall!

[kittehnpip.livejournal.com]

Two bipedal cats peek through the door curiously, wondering what all the commotion is about.

Re: Were in ur back room, breakin ur 4th wall!

[skygiants]

High-pitched: "Awwwww!"

Hobo cats are cute!