And with a Crash-

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


BACKROOM INVASION! Tag freely! Threadhop! Make crack! It's not canon and it doesn't really happen! Allons-y!

Comments

[skygiants]

"And then put that brain inside another brain . . ." Becca choruses automatically, before looking sheepish.

". . . sorry, couldn't resist. But where would you get the fresh brains from? I don't see Victor Frankenstein or anyone around here."

[bcgphoenix]

Phoenix glances back and forth between Becca and Gramarye.

"It's like surround sound, only better," she says reverently, then shakes herself out of it and assumes a serene expression. "I don't know. Ask Tom? 'Cause that wouldn't make him have flashbacks or anything."

[skygiants]

Becca beams at Gramarye, and offers a discreet thumbs-up.

"I could offer Sam-I-Am's. Except . . . they might be green. I'm not sure. Do you think Sylar would notice something was up if the brains were green, or would he think it was, like, a delicacy?"

[bcgphoenix]

"Delicacy."

Promptly.

He's so going to kill her if he shows up.

[skygiants]

". . . . would it make him rhyme after, do you think?"

This isn't said hopefully AT ALL, really.

[bcgphoenix]

......

SHINYEYES.

"That," she declares, "would almost be worth getting my head sliced open."

[skygiants]

Becca looks left.

Becca looks right.

"You know, technically Sam is - uh - incubating right now, but I can probably get him over here if you're willing to risk it . . ."

[bcgphoenix]

Phoenix bites her lip.

"...I did say 'almost,'" she says at last. "I kinda like the living thing."

[skygiants]

"Would this help?"

Becca passes over one of the Giant Disguise Moustaches (TM).

[bcgphoenix]

Phoenix takes it and eyes it dubiously.

"Sylar's usually the one fooling people with painfully obvious disguises, not the other way around."

[skygiants]

"So, wouldn't it be nice to see him hoist with his own petard, so to speak?"

:D!

"Anyways, it's not like anyone else has ever tried. Well, except Hiro and Ando, but they were disguised as a painting and that didn't really work."

[bcgphoenix]

"Wait, they were disguised as a painting?"

Phoenix blinks. (And, experimentally, tests out the Giant Disguise Moustache.)

(...She played Wash for two and a half years. Some things get ingrained.)

"I think I missed that. Or forgot it. Probably the latter."

[skygiants]

"When they were hiding in his apartment, you know, and then they teleported out - I mean, they weren't really disguised, it's just funnier to say it that way - there you go!"

Becca claps.

"Totally unrecognizable. Nothing to worry about!"

Becca would never lie to you.

[bcgphoenix]

Uh-huh.

Phoenix's skeptical look says it all.

And also probably loses something due to the ginormous moustache.

[skygiants]

It's too late, 'cause Becca is already waving cheerfully.


"YOO-HOO! SYLAR! WE'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!"

[bcgphoenix]

"I'm leaving now," Phoenix says, and grabs her laptop as she sprints away.

There might be a small puff of dust behind her.