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ways_back_room2008-01-21 06:50 pm
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And with a Crash-
Fading out is an echo of two voices...
"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."
"He totally needs to get laid, then."
There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.
(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)
They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"
Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."
Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"
BACKROOM INVASION! Tag freely! Threadhop! Make crack! It's not canon and it doesn't really happen! Allons-y!
"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."
"He totally needs to get laid, then."
There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.
(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)
They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"
Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."
Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"
BACKROOM INVASION! Tag freely! Threadhop! Make crack! It's not canon and it doesn't really happen! Allons-y!
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"...oh." Sheepish. "Hi. Can Raz protect me?"
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The pause is a little more thoughtful and less worried, this time around.
"The TK might be an issue, but she is designed for combat. Porny combat's still combat, right? Just with more naughty bits?"
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Muffled, "Well, if I'm lucky, he'll be from mumblemumble and the mumble won't be a mumble."
Whitetexting for spoilers is really hard when you're speaking out loud.
" -- I'd be luckier if he didn't show up at all, but I'll take what I can get!"
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Deeeep breath. Wow, those monologues are tougher than they look.
"She'll come running."
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But she shoots Pyth a (slightly flustered) thumbs up.
"Blowjobs and Jell-O. Got it."
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The thumbs up is returned, with added pointy fingernails and yellow-toothed grinning.
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There is drunken, suspicious peering in Pho's direction.
"...just not if you want the blowjob. Hate to break it to you, lady, but you ain't got anything to blow."
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"Yeah, I'm kinda aware," she deadpans, reddening a little. "I'm fine. Thanks, though."
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"Yeah, I'm afraid protection from Raspberry comes with a little extra perviness. Hey, Raz?"
The goo girl, to whom the fourth wall is at best something that falls over when you poke it, beams and stands to an oozy sort of attention.
"If the hot guy with the eyebrows shows up and starts giving this nice lady shit, smack him around some, would you? Pretty please? I'll get you laid by someone nice and cute, I promise. In the next month, even."
Thumbs up and an inebriated salute from the pup! The mun beams sheepishly at Pho. "Just gotta know how to talk to 'em," she confides.
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Pyth blushes profusely.
"Let's just say you might know him."
Raz, on the other hand, beams a fizzy sort of beam and leans over, aiming a goopy kiss to Pho's cheek.
Hey, she's just being friendly, we swear.
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Normally it'd be rude to scrub at your face after you've gotten kissed, but normally, you're not getting kissed by sentient Jell-O.
"Hey, just don't say that in earshot of this one, and you'll be fine," she says.
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Pause.
Deeply horrified look.
"Oh God. I think I have more to fear from yours than you do. Please, for God's sake, never let him find out about any of the things I've written him doing. --Other him. Damn pronouns."
Muttered surreptitiously: "I swear there was context for the 'pretty little princess' gag."
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"I've made jokes about him catching herpes from Chandra Suresh. We'll both get killed together."
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"I'm betting I'll die first. You do not want to know what him and somebody's Claire got up to. Plus, calling himself a pretty little princess and batting his eyelashes? No amount of context is going to save me from that one. Doomed."
Raz, from where she's half-wandered off with her champagne, points out, "That's what I'm here for, sweetie pie."
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"We could also send Shati over to run interference by putting him in a blonde wig and calling him Galabriel?" she suggests.
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It's a good thing she wasn't drinking anything.
"Sweet shit, woman, where do you get these ideas?"
Pause.
"On second thought, do I wanna know?"
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Gasping for breath around hyena-like giggles: "I need to meet this woman."
(But not at the moment. Sleep calls. Mmm. Delicious sleep.)
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