And with a Crash-

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Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


BACKROOM INVASION! Tag freely! Threadhop! Make crack! It's not canon and it doesn't really happen! Allons-y!

Comments

[shinyhappygoth]

This particular girl is asexual, but anything in the name of spontaneous musical theatre!

[agloriousthing]

That's okay, the Pirate King's got enough masculinity to bring up the sexuality of the entire room, he's useful that way. Kiss finished, time for more singing and dancing.

[shinyhappygoth]

Muahaha, we'll just have to challenge that masculinity, then.

"Three little maids from school are we, pert as a schoolgirl well can be, filled to the brim with girlish glee-ee, three little maids from school!"

[agloriousthing]

Cue confused Pirate King, that's alright, there's more women to kiss.

[shinyhappygoth]

Noooo! She needs help singing this one! Pirate King, you appear to have a large humanoid barnacle on your arm.

[agloriousthing]

More confusion and shaking, perhaps that will dislodge her.

[shinyhappygoth]

Nevar! "Ev'rything is a source of fun... c'monnnn!"

[agloriousthing]

But there are women to kiss, he works to unpry those fingers.

[shinyhappygoth]

"It's your line!"

...okay, she doesn't have the strongest grip. "Dangit!"

[agloriousthing]

"I am the Pirate King!!"

He adds with a flourish and then goes to kiss the many women who suddenly appeared and keep appearing.

[shinyhappygoth]

"Wrong line!" she calls after him.

Aah, crumbs.