And with a Crash-

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Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


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Will looks at Peter looking at the bucket.

And lifts his head up, semi proudly. After all, it is a bucket of DESTINY.

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Peter is duly impressed. And a little confused.

"Nice bucket," he offers, and pushes back his luxuriantly emo hair. "Sore feet?"

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Will is jealous of the hair. So much so that he pushes a black curl back away from his shoulder.

"Not really," he says. "I can't leave the water."

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"Wow," says Peter, eyeing Will's curls thoughtfully. "How come?"

Maybe it's DESTINY.

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"I'm Bound to ferry the souls of those who die at sea to the next world," Will informs him self-importantly.

It is DESTINY.

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Peter is really impressed.

"Oh, hey," he says, "point of interest, you might have an influx sometime soon if I accidentally kill 95% of the world's population. Just so you know."

The curls are pretty cool. Maybe he should try curls. Curls of DESTINY.

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Conversely, Will is wondering if Elizabeth will like him if he trains some of his hair to fall in front of one eye like that.

Except maybe he'd look like he had little emo tentacles.

"Will you kill them all in a tsumani?"

This is important. He needs to prepare for numbers.

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"Oh, no," says Peter, reassuringly. "At least, not this month. Maybe next month. This month it's a virus."

Some women find little emo tentacles very attractive.

Although they probably begin and end with Tia Dalma.