And with a Crash-

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


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[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but that's not exactly hard when you give'em what they want. Minding real life is harder."

Teh ebil grin.

"I gotta get to work if I ever hope to finish my friend's Slytherin baby blanket 'o doom."

[vivien]

"Amen to that; mine do just fine these days, but real life? Arg. Ooh, blanket of doom? Sounds brilliant!"

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

"Oh yes, I chatted with her today, hit Mickey D's, we swapped stories about terrible food service and somehow I learned the true meaning of Christmas."

No, seriously.

[vivien]

"Um. Good? A little late for the actual holiday, but hey, you're early for next year."

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

"Well yes, but at this rate I'm starting to think the entire year is going to be replaced by Christmas. I've seen Christmas commercials and specials running in March before."

This was the time when Aura concluded that there are only three months of the year that are completely clean of Christmas, and those are April, May, and June.

[vivien]

"Ug, I know. It's so tiresome. I mean, Christmas is great, but hello? I like Halloween best, thank you very much."

Viv has strong opinions on these things.

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

As does Aura.

"Valentine's Day for me, but mainly because my birthday is close enough to it that I can take advantage of birthday money and after Valentine's Day chocolate sales at the same time."

Her ebil grin is back.

[vivien]

She laughs. "My birthday is near Memorial Day. PARTAY!"

Then she yawns.

"Oh poo. It's nearly my bedtime. I wish I could slowtime life."

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

"Don't I know it. Though I guess that's what our pups get to do when they're in the bar, huh?"

Streeeeeeetch.

[vivien]

"Time means nothing to them. Tom can sleep however long he likes and he's rich to boot. Lucky bastard. Good night, now. Have fun!"

[aura-da-gamer.livejournal.com]

" 'Night, hun."

Oh wow, Aura managed to sound remotely southern.