And with a Crash-

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Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


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[evil_koala_626]

He most certainly is NOT crying as he runs his hand ovr the ragged remains of once luxurius hair.

"Stitch isn't exactly the 'forgive and forget' type. I never thought I'd have to deal with him without the safety of a fourth wall."

[silveraspen]

"Ohhhhhhhh." Said with real sympathy. "Jack's a lot easier to deal with, yeah. I just keep him well-supplied with rum."

[evil_koala_626]

"See, Stitch doesn't have any vic- Okay he totally does. But somehow I don't think giving him coffee would have been the best move under the circumstances."

[silveraspen]

"I'm almost afraid to ask how caffeine would affect him. But that reminds me--"

She moves a few books and reveals a teapot, sitting on a hot plate, along with a few empty cups.

"Tea?"

[evil_koala_626]

Hooray for tea!

"Hooray for tea! I mean...um, yes thank you."

[silveraspen]

"You're welcome."

Aspen smiles.

"And hooray for tea, too. I completely agree."

[evil_koala_626]

"Speaking of beverages? You haven't seen a large flamboyant man in a red hat have you? I kinda sorta think I may or may not have pissed him off? I'm not entirely sure. There was rum. And waltzing. And threats of giving him dropsy." Hand flailing ensues. "Pirates is confusing, yo."

[silveraspen]

"No, I think I've managed to miss him."

She glances over toward the other side of the room.

"Although it looks like Jack might have found him. Which... makes a certain degree of sense."

[evil_koala_626]

"That it does. One might almost be tempted to say OTP."

There is excited jabbering from somewhere around knee level.

"Oh, hell. Finished consuming the last shreds of distance between our respective realities, I see. I can't take you anywhere."


The experiment Gives a smartass grin and waves at Aspen cheerfully.

[silveraspen]

She waves back, smiling.

"Hi."

Aspen glances up from the little blue experiment and smiles at his companion, too.

"Just think how much worse it would be if you lost track of him."