And with a Crash-

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Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


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Older Wes grins mock-charmingly at Shalla, while the younger one rubs at his hair, still mildly confused.

"But she's already got a boyfriend," he points out, "so we can't really be taken by each other, even if he is an asshole."

This just gets a sigh from the mun.

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Jacee leans across to pat Wes on the top of his head.

"It's cute that you think that. But don't call Zekka an asshole again."

[undignified]

"Yeah, just shoot him," older Wes advises. Then wrinkles his nose. "But uh, maybe knock him unconscious first."

Cati has given up and is just eating cookies now, for the record.

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"No, no, no," Jacee tells all of them. "You just leave him alone."

"And by leave him alone," Shalla fills in, "she means do exactly what Janson just said."

"No I don't."

"Too bad."

[undignified]

Wes brightens. Ha! Shalla agrees with him.

He just grins annoyingly, though, and says nothing.



"--I'm not gonna shoot anyone," the younger one says with a frown; he takes the pack of cookies from his mun.

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Yeah, for the first and only time.

"I was going to say something back to that," Jacee says. "But I'm not that mean. At least not that mean to cute boys. Cute boys who should share the cookies with me."

The younger Shalla rolls her eyes.

"Just take them from him. You don't have to constantly flatter him."

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He eyes the younger Shalla -- he quite likes being flattered, thanks very much -- then shifts closer and holds out two cookies to Jacee.

"Just don't let her steal 'em," he says, pointing to Cati, who is clearly horrified at the very idea.

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"But I like it when Cati steals my cookies," she says, vaguely sadly. "You sure it isn't allowed?"

[undignified]

Oh ... look, there's a full-grown pilot snickering and then choking on a mouthful of cookie.

The younger Wes is mildly dubious now, but says, "Well, if y'like. I mean, 's not my cookies."

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"I could steal your cookies as well," Jacee says thoughtfully. "If Cati wouldn't get jealous."

Both Shallas look at her as if she's gone insane.

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"I'll totally get jealous."

Cue exaggerated sigh.

"But that's not gonna stop you."

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Jacee beams.

"Yeah, it really wouldn't. Probably encourage me, in fact."

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"You're an awful human being."

While young Wes says, "Um, I missed something."

The older one pats him on the head, creating approximately one million paradoxes. "You don't wanna know. ... wait, who'm I kidding? Of course you do."

[jaceekei.livejournal.com]

"I dunno if I can in good conscience corrupt a young Wes Janson."

She eyes him.

"Even if he is cute."