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ways_back_room2008-01-21 06:50 pm
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And with a Crash-
Fading out is an echo of two voices...
"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."
"He totally needs to get laid, then."
There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.
(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)
They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"
Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."
Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"
BACKROOM INVASION! Tag freely! Threadhop! Make crack! It's not canon and it doesn't really happen! Allons-y!
"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."
"He totally needs to get laid, then."
There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.
(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)
They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"
Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."
Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"
BACKROOM INVASION! Tag freely! Threadhop! Make crack! It's not canon and it doesn't really happen! Allons-y!
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There's a world of understanding in his dry tone.
A beat.
"Don't suppose you've made a habit of watching that there thing what they call a 'television', have you, mate?"
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Wickedly.
"Ever seen something they call 'Ninja Warrior?'"
(A pirate, asking about a ninja show. Somewhere, the foundations of a world or two tremble.)
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For another planet.
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"Then I challenge you to-- become a ninja!"
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the universe screeches to a halt. "Become a ninja?"
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"Become a ninja."
A pause.
"Unless, of course, you'd be willing to set this entire challenge business aside over a bottle of rum."
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He drinks his own rum. "I suppose I can survive without knowing who's better."
Or rather, without pwning Jack until he cries like a little girl.
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"Drink up, me hearty," Jack tells him, cheerfully. "Yo-ho!"