Daily Entertainment.

[muji]

Dearest Milliways folk,

I have to leave this wonderful playground. I can't tell you why, but my characters will be dispositioned as follows:

Mal Reynolds (bad_in_latin): Final OOMs go up tomorrow; burial to be held on the Reynolds Ranch.
Sallie Reynolds (realmrsreynolds): Pending permission from notboundnow, moving to Chicago.
Ned the Piemaker (notahugfan): A polite return to piemaking and Chuck.
SARAH (smart_house): Off to have her Great Epistolary Romance with George.

It's been swell, folken -- catch you on the flipside.

~ Steph Mu Ji, yanking your chains since 1985.

ETA: Not going anywhere. *eyes headvoices* Really not going anywhere.

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Blatant quasi-selfish request: Anyone want to make me a small graphic (I am thinking 100x200 or 250?) for Milliways Public Radio? I have no specifics as to what it would look like, so you'd be pretty open on your own.

Comments

[sdelmonte]

Your timing is perfect, since SUP announced that from now on, all copyrighted materials are going to be deleted from LJ. Which pretty much means the end of LJ, but what can you do?

The good news is that I plan to start my own blog site. As soon as I get willing investors. What say you, folks? If each of you gives me, say, your life savings, I can have DelJournal up and running in a matter of weeks. All investors get one free pic, up to three accounts, and all the spam you can eat.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Wait, when did this announcement go out about LJ and copyrighted material? Does that include excerpted materials posted for the purposes of discussion?

[pheliskougra]

Oh, 'great'. Eljay commits suicide.

This is one of those decisions they will regret later, or they already plan to back off and pick some people as scapegoats?

[muji]

...I'm sorry, I read DelJournal really, really differently.

(Also, lemme know if you want French phrases for Gibbs!)

[aberration]

It probably actually says something that this could be taken seriously :\

[sleightofhand]

Aww, see, you had a great setup there.

The trick is, if someone starts to buy into your April Fool's joke, you keep adding to it and making it more and more outlandish until they realize that there's no way in hell anything you've said can be true. Then there are laughs all 'round!

[pheliskougra]

NOOOOOOO!

*clings*

Don't go! No!

*siiiiiigh* aw, we will miss you!

[muji]

Don't worry -- I'm still here to sign autographs and I imagine I'll do a random DE every now and again.

Possibly.

If I decide I like you.

[his-sarah-jane.livejournal.com]

While we're making announcements, I should probably let you know that I'm retiring his_sarah_jane.

She's just not working for me anymore.

And on that note? torch_reporter is probably going too.

[miss-yt.livejournal.com]

Arrrgh! You're leaving too? It's an epidemic!

Although I understand characters not working out so well anymore, I've had that a couple of times myself.

[his-sarah-jane.livejournal.com]

...that is to say, you try getting rid of reporters.

Happy Aprilf Fools, ya'll.

[buongiornodaisy.livejournal.com]

James Bond is totally going to divorce that ho.

[hero_farmboy]

See, now this I would have never fallen for. Damn you and your crafty RL ways! *shakes fist*

[miss-yt.livejournal.com]

You're going away? I hope you will do a final Milliways post for those of us who want to say goodbye!

This is really a bummer. To me, at least, you're one of the fixtures of Milliways - and someone I've enjoyed threading with very much.

[muji]

D: I am not going away. I lose at April Fools' jokes what are funny.

[muji]

Also? I love you people way too much.

[pheliskougra]

Okay, apologies for people who are indeed retiring pups and leaving.

But april fools jokes about going away are not funny.

*pouts*

[muji]

D: *edits post*

[buongiornodaisy.livejournal.com]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GOING TO MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GOING TO SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

[muji]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THAT ICON?

[buongiornodaisy.livejournal.com]

PS I can make you a graphic when I get home. :D?

[muji]

Sweetness.

[dynastessa]

OMIGOD WHAT. DON'T DO THAT. YOU SCARED ME.

[muji]

D: *profuse apologies*

Though I gotta say? This is doing wonders for my ego, with these people all "NUU DON'T GO 'WAYYYY"

[agonistes]

Works for me, since Kaylee is running off to the Heroesverse to become Peter Petrelli's next refrigerated girlfriend!

[muji]

Oh, fantastic -- not even minimal guilt then. Sweet.

[newredshoes]

I suppose it would be a little embarrassing to announce now that Esther is just my personal assistant and notboundnow is actually, in fact, written by me, Jon Spencer.

[muji]

Not any more embarrassing than every third person who complimented MPR last night on IM commented on how funny it was to hear Esther talk about genitalia.

[dictator-duck.livejournal.com]

*solemn face* And I am having Cora move to New York and get on Broadway.

*cracks up* <33

[muji]

^_^;;

[akibapop.livejournal.com]

WELL I'M GLAD I READ THE EDIT BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING DUMB.

[muji]

Were you about to declare your undying love to me? :D????

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

You and Emmy - evil. Evil evil evil.

[muji]

Because this is a surprise.