ext_14495 ([identity profile] dramaturgca.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2008-05-23 10:56 am

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Dear Delightful Brilliant M'Waysers,

I need your help. My brother's band banquet is coming up fast and the theme is superheroes. My education in superheroes is severely limited... Could you please help me come up with a list of superheroes (X-Men, Superman, The Flaming Carrot, etc...) and their powers? No hero too obvious, no hero too obscure. Also, if you have any superhero theme music that you'd be willing to share, would you please? I'm in charge of the slide show and I don't have enough to go on.

Thank you all!

*goes for the obscure*

[identity profile] notapurpledino.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The Great Lakes Avengers!

Dinah Soar - She's, like, a strange pterodactyl humanoid with wings!

Mr. Immortal - He's immortal! He gets knocked down, but he gets up again! Even if he's impaled on a pair of giant scissors!

Flatman - He's two dimensional!

Doorman - He can turn his body into a teleporter... to the next room!

Big Bertha - She can manipulate her body to resilient and strong massive flab! Or trim down to supermodel size... but that requires vomiting.

Squirrel Girl - She's got mutant squirrel powers, including buck teeth, a tail, and the ability to communicate with squirrels!