Daily Entertainment.

[muji]

From Veronica:

What do you think of the ships fandom tends to come up with that involve your character?

Mal: Uh, in the circles I always tried to travel with, I never encountered much outside of Mal/Inara. Or Mal/Serenity. Mal/about anyone else (Yes, I've seen /Book, too) happens on occasion, but I manage to successfully avoid them.

Sallie: Doesn't really exist in fandom anywhere.

Ned: Canon ship, yo. Though Ned/Olive is an amusing thought, sometimes.

SARAH: Uh. You tell me.

Comments

[sardonicynic]

BUT YOU NEED TO SEE IT.

IT IS THE MOST PERFECT BAD!FIC EVAR. IT DESERVES ITS OWN PLACE IN THE SMITHSONIAN, FILED UNDER 'EXEMPLARY WHAT NOT TO DO.'

For reals, when Karen and Rachel and Bridget told me about it over lunch last year, I turned eighteen shades of red and purple and there were tears in my eyes.

And then, oh, then I read it and just ... WOW.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

AND UNDER THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE READ ELSE MY BRAIN GOES WTF?!

Though I would have no idea...where to find it.

NOT THAT I WOULD WANT TO READ IT MIND YOU.

[sardonicynic]

*CACKLES LIKE A CACKLING THING*

You can thank Karen for providing the link over in a comment on mah LJ awhile back.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry, I'm too busy staring at THE SECOND SENTENCE to respond.

You are so paying for my therapy.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

THIRD SENTENCE EVEN I CAN'T EVEN COUNT PROPERLY. JESUS CHRIST.

[sardonicynic]

OH HONEY, JUST WAIT TILL CHASE COMES IN.

AND THE COLLAR.

OH GOD THE COLLAR.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW IT HURTS.

THIS IS SO BAD.

Jack had taken one look at it and demanded that it be welded so that it could never be taken off without extreme measures.

I MEAN WHAT. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS.

[sardonicynic]

I KNOW.

SWEETHEART, I KNOW.

I just.

YES.

BEST BAD!FIC EVER EVER EVER.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

I just got to the part with Chase.

0.0

I am now speechless. Oh. My. GOD.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

...there are no words to describe the look on my face right now.

THAT IS LEGENDARY.

BAD.

HORRIBLE. AND PALMER WTF THE EPILOGUE I AM LIKE JUST STARING AND WTF I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

[sardonicynic]

*is dying, just dying so hard*

THE 'DAILY ENTERTAINMENT' UMBRELLA HAS NEVER BEEN SO APPLICABLE.

[withherhands]

It IS legendary! This is why I have it BOOKMARKED to show people.

Though after telling Crystal about this in person last year? Oh man, it's not as fun to do it over the internets where I can't see peoples' reactions.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

I should have videotaped myself and posted it on youtube.

I mean HONESTLY. THAT WAS...THERE ARE NO WORDS.

I'm STILL boggling.

I just started reading and it was horrible and so WRONG WRONG WRONG but I COULD NOT STOP and just the IDEA of Jack staying with Ramon as his whipped bitch love slave. I'm just...I'm without words. Really. Honestly.

[withherhands]

DUDE I KNOW. IT'S SO WTF.

I mean the worst part is that the grammar, description etc. is technically great, but WHAT IS BEING DESCRIBED/SAID/ETC. IS SO WTF. AND THE CHARACTERIZATION IS INSANELY WTF.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

OMG I can't believe you posted this and I WAS FORCED TO READ IT AGAIN AND NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!