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[latino_menace]

*fights to keep straight face*

Ahem.

As of this thread, there is - temporarily, one hopes - a new tree out in the grounds. Sort of a creepy looking thing, about the height of a large jaguar, with branches that look like they're trying to claw you. It's about fifty metres from the back door, so a little obvious.

Yes. I imagine it might be aware of things around it. So, y'know, if you're a dog and you pee on it, you might have the favour returned at some point. Same goes for cats sharpening their claws on it. Just sayin'.

As you were, Milliways.

Comments

[mnt_mike]

Bar: *begins giving complementary lighters to all children under 8. With the lighters come a complementary treasure map with the jaguar-tree as the place with the X.

Bar: How you like me now?

[latino_menace]

Ramon: *is innocent and tree-like*

*and would never dream of encouraging small evil children to set light to Bar, oh no, not at all...*

[ashen_key]

*isn't having a gigglefit, oh no*

[latino_menace]

I totally am! Didn't see that one coming. :D!

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

HA. That is awesome. I may never have threaded with Ramon, but I still generally find him entertaining. XD

[latino_menace]

Ha, thank you! Entertaining is generally the aim. *beams* And he should so meet Applegate at some point, hell yeah.

[varadia]

Raven has a new perch!

If only he had actual biology! Ramon the tree would never know what hit him.

Or rather -- he would.

[latino_menace]

Ahaha, I am suddenly so glad Raven is without biology. Ramon so hates it when he can't get revenge for things like that - even he knows better than to try and mess with Raven.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

Ah-hahahahah... the amazing Ramon!Jaguar!Tree. Tickets should be sold.

Pan might check it out for sheer amusement.

[latino_menace]

BWAH your icon!

The indignity of this may kill him.

[canadabear.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, Mrs. Malfoy is laughing.

[latino_menace]

D:!!! Ramon disapproves of this!

[minkhollow]

And this, boys and girls, is why we do not piss off a goddess.
XD XD XD XD XD

[latino_menace]

You'd think he would have learned this lesson by now, really. *sighs*

[mogget_cat]

Yrael, as it's been seen, approves of this heartily.

<333333333

[latino_menace]

Lol, I just read that thread. Hee!

Ramon, it has to be said, feels most hard-done-by and misunderstood. Poor baby. XD

[ostro_goth]

Teja might walk by casually swinging his axe -- and he has three forge cats that can be introduced to a new scratching post...

**giggles wildly**

[latino_menace]

Lol, thought Teja's cats might get a kick outta this. :D

[walksbyherself]

Oh.

My.

God.

[latino_menace]

INORITE!

[misslucyjane]

GreenJack is tempted to turn into a tree a while close by to keep him company.

[latino_menace]

Aww, GreenJack is sweet. He should totally do that and talk to him as a tree, though I can't promise any response he might get would be polite.

[dangerousbotany.livejournal.com]

So, question:

Can Ivy talk to this tree?

*innocents*

[latino_menace]

*eyes the radiating innocence*

Sure! Uhh...as long as 'talking' isn't a euphamism for 'when he switches back he'll have a branch growing out of his head' or similar.

[alwaysroomforhope]

I will always love you.

[latino_menace]

And I will always love you. *solemn*