*fights to keep straight face*
Ahem.
As of
this thread, there is - temporarily, one hopes - a new tree out in the grounds. Sort of a creepy looking thing, about the height of a large jaguar, with branches that look like they're trying to claw you. It's about fifty metres from the back door, so a little obvious.
Yes. I imagine it might be aware of things around it. So, y'know, if you're a dog and you pee on it, you might have the favour returned at some point. Same goes for cats sharpening their claws on it. Just sayin'.
As you were, Milliways.