Spontaneous Emergency Daily Entertainment -- books edition

[yakalskovich]

What are your pups' favourite books, either in canon or millicanon?

And how do you/did you/would you handle pups reading each other's canon?

Discuss!


OMG some orcs are tooting on their vuvuzelas here for some reason. Are these bloody things ever LOUD! Please distract me from murderous thoughts...

Comments

[themidnightson]

*clears throat points at icon*

So. Uh. Yes. According to canon/his author, while Edward's family was all pairing off and doing what you do, in his head because his powers/author is cruel, he was the one becoming the most well read Cullen. Because he spent all that time, eighty years of it, reading and playing the piano. And sulking.

Needless to say if it was written before 2005 there is a high chance Edward has read it. I won't go out on a limb and say everything, because that's too big. But it's like a 90% thing in my equation. There are many things he refused to read after a few chapters, and a lot of modern writing he won't even acknowledge was published.





And Edward is never allowed to know his canon exists in a book form. He literally had crazy moments in bar when Jenny said the bar gave her a book saying there were vampires in Forks, Washington and when S.A.R.A.H. tried to put him (and his family) down as a city point on her Real World Map.

Unless you're all pro the death of Stephenie Meyer, and then by all means, tell Edward there are books written about all the people he loves which intimately detail where they can be found and killed and how to hurt them the most.

[yakalskovich]

Oh, that is definitely a course of action then to end this scourge of 'Twilight' books and movies...

**grins, ducks**

[themidnightson]

Exactly!


>_> Sorry. I think my mostly complete non-love for my author and canon is showing again. I'll get some clothes and cover that up.