DE: Get Your Goatee On

[bjornwilde]

Simple question with complex answers:

Your pup just switched sides, hero to villain, villain to hero, neutral party to either side. Tell us about it.

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[awesome_binomial_theorems]

If Moriarty became a villain, he'd be a super-criminal who stays behind the scenes coordinating all of the crime in the country.

Easiest pup to do this for ever.

[saphyria]

*cackles*

"Man, someone should totally write this really cool AU! Oh wait."

[souffle_girlek]

Ten bucks says someone will. And will flounce off the interwebs when it's brought to their attention eleventymillion times that this scenario already exists in print.

And that fic will have a female OC who has purple eyes and silver hair and is Moriarty and Moran's daughter and is smarter than her dad and Sherlock and she falls in love with Watson because it's Watson from the movies and she just loves Jude Law and JUSTICE.

IDK.

[awesome_binomial_theorems]

Here's Moriarty's reaction to that whole idea.

[souffle_girlek]

*cackles so much*

[saphyria]

You forgot to mention that her eyes change color with her moods, she's amazingly progressive and endearingly almost-scandalous for a Victorian young woman, and that she's secretly the heir to the throne.






*shudders*

[souffle_girlek]

I did! She also wears tie-dye skirts, did I mention that? That are knee-high.

[saphyria]

I remember you talking about her tattoo and her getting shooting lessons with Watson, but not the skirts. Must've missed that part.

[souffle_girlek]

Nonono, shooting lessons with Hawkeye, 'cause he's... there... too?

And she's better than Hawkeye.

[saphyria]

One scene involves her racing to stop a duel to the death between Watson and Hawkeye because they both are so in love with her.

She is, of course, able to save them in the nick of time, showing them how selfish they were to fight over her when she loves them both so very much. Ashamed of their pettiness, the two men resolve their differences. Their pure love and deep, spiritual bond between them (yep, all three of them) results in the manifestation of telepathic powers.

[awesome_binomial_theorems]

Dying.