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ways_back_room2013-01-03 01:29 am
themightyspazz) wrote in ways_back_room2013-01-03 01:29 am
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Daily Entertainment: Dear Abby...
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground, clutching his chest. He's not breathing, his eyes are rolled back into his head, and his buddy's freaking out. He takes out his phone, dials 911.
"Help!" he says. "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
"Calm down," the operator says. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
It gets real quiet on the other end of the line.
Then - BLAM. Gunshot.
The guy gets back on the phone. "Okay, now what?"
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MILLIWAYSERS. Hope you guys didn't doze through it, like I did. :/
Anyway. DE. I'm a sucker for interactive DEs, so I'll let this one jump the line.
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Post in with a list of your pups. Tag others with questions for their pups to answer.
"Help!" he says. "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
"Calm down," the operator says. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
It gets real quiet on the other end of the line.
Then - BLAM. Gunshot.
The guy gets back on the phone. "Okay, now what?"
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MILLIWAYSERS. Hope you guys didn't doze through it, like I did. :/
Anyway. DE. I'm a sucker for interactive DEs, so I'll let this one jump the line.
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gavin62truck:Post in with a list of your pups. Tag others with questions for their pups to answer.
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How do you convince others that you aren't heartless and cold? Or do you simply disregard what others think of you?
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(And perhaps, in some secret, unuttered chamber of my long thought cold heart, I long to be loved as a mother; I long to be happy, though I know it makes me weak.)