I doubt this counts as a valid Back Room post, but...

[master_bruce]

 

BEN AFFLECK.



Tell me what to do with myself, people. Do I hate this? 

I think I hate this.




Thank you, Georgia, for giving me a heads up. I am going to spend the evening saying nonono to the wall, I think.

Comments

[master_bruce]

Hmmm.

George Clooney has the advantage of being someone I fancy. *shallow*

[camwyn]

Point.

Better than Val Kilmer?

(Although that sentiment is at least partly inspired by the fact that I associate him more with his work in The Prince of Egypt than any live action he's done, and the idea of Batman parting the Red Sea doesn't quite work right in my head.)

[master_bruce]

Better than Val Kilmer! I'll take that. *clutching at straws*

[seat_five_girl]

And lo did Batman go before the Pharaoh, and call for his people to be set free.

And Pharaoh said, 'Those nuts from Gotham? Take 'em and get outta here! They're a plague on the place.'

And so the tribe of Gotham, from the Bats to the Rogues, did set off from the place.


It's either that or the Bat-Sea Parting Spray. Hard call.

[master_bruce]

*cacklesnort*

[fowl_beast]

For that joke I inflict you with this news: Christian Bale To Play Moses In 'Exodus,' With Joel Edgerton Likely Starring Opposite In Ridley Scott's Biblical Epic

[seat_five_girl]

Well, at least it isn't Leviticus?



I got nothin'.