DE: How many points of articulation?

[bjornwilde]

As suggested by gods_that_haunt_me :

What kind of merchandise for your canon doesn't exist but should? (Be as ridiculous as necessary.)

Comments

[cantdiequiteyet]

You KNOW I would collect replica Claymores.

[genarti]

Yesssssss.

Can you imagine Helen's little molded FACE in amidst the crowd of stoic or faintly smiling action figures?

[devilsrosebud]

Well, that. But I meant, I'd have the swords.

And everyone wold be like "why do you have a bunch of swords that all look the same?" And I'd be all "Okay, sit down and let me tell you about these swords!"

[genarti]

Ooooooh. Yes, all right, I'm sold.