DE: How many points of articulation?

[bjornwilde]

As suggested by gods_that_haunt_me :

What kind of merchandise for your canon doesn't exist but should? (Be as ridiculous as necessary.)

Comments

[yakalskovich]

There are Viking Funko bobbleheads, but for some idiotic reason, they have a Seer, but no Athelstan! How can they not have an Athelstan when the feelings between Ragnar and Athelstan is the one red thread running through the entire plot of all the seasons!

[i_am_your_host]

I'm waiting for them to be released and then I'll get my hands on a Floki and put him next to my Eric Northman because of all the reasons.

But yeah, there should be an Athelstan! With an adorable bald head and tiny crucifix!

[yakalskovich]

I'd buy a Ragnar and an Athelstan. But a Ragnar and somebody else, or Ragnar all alone -- nope! In the last few episodes, we have seen what a miserable creature an Athelstan-less Ragnar is.

And Funko are doing it to him all over again!