Thursday DE

[needsmoreresearch]

Oh, let's go for a classic askboxy game: Milliways Fuck/Chuck/Marry. (Or FKM, or Bed Wed Behead or whatever you like to call it.)

Tag in with characters you wanna play with, we'll give you the names of three Milliways people, you tell us (or your character tells us) which one they'd marry, which one they'd sleep with, and which one they'd kill.

Comments

[i_am_your_host]

X: Deadpool, Thor, Jim

[varadia]

This one is weirdly easy. I know, who would have thought?

Bed Thor, because she is SO not ready to be Asgard's queen, now or ever. NOPE.

Wed Deadpool in a whirlwind Vegas ceremony to escape from whatever is chasing them, and because it gives one of them helpful legal status somewhere in the galaxy where shit is going down.

Behead Jim, because he'll be much happier when he can entirely cease to exist.

[just_cant_lose]

Jim is offended, but can't refute her logic.

[genarti]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She wouldn't be the worst queen of Asgard, to be fair! But, uh, she would not be Thor's top choice either, no, and that's definitely a Don't Sign Up Unless You're Really Really Up For It kind of job.

Also, this whole answer is fantastic.