Stand in DE: 5 / 7 / 5

[bjornwilde]

Pulling from the suggestion box, as presented by sunbaked_baker :

Summarize your character and/or canon in a haiku. Then let others come up with haikus for you!

Comments

[iprotectyou]

Well, I wrote three of these, but then my phone was stupid and lost them. I'll try to recall them, but they were pretty terrible to begin with.

I come from Star Wars
It is a space opera
I have lots of fun

My name's Baze Malbus
I used to be so angry
Now I am at peace

My friend is Chirrut
We guard the kyber crystals
The Force is our life

[jedi_interrupted]

I think the last one is my favorite. = }

[iprotectyou]

Thanks. They're not brilliant, but I had fun doing them.

[i_am_your_host]

Lo, the Guardians
One is tol, the other, smol
The Force is with them

[iprotectyou]

*shrieks* This is amazing, thank you!

[jedi_interrupted]

A darkness rises
The galaxy crumbles, tears
I am no jedi

[iprotectyou]

This is great!

[jedi_interrupted]

Thank you!

The last line almost was something like "Still, I survive".

[iprotectyou]

I like that, but I am no Jedi is better.

[notapilot]

So that others may live
I take up my wings and sore
It’s all just a snap

New threats against home
Both foreign and domestic
Cap says he needs me

[a1enzo]

Restored from backup
Second chance at mental health
Alphanumeric!

[i_am_your_host]

Emcee:
Willkommen, darlings
Your pleasure is mine; let me
Show you a good time

Cassidy:
My best friend's a priest
I'm a vampire, by the way
You got any drugs?

Pam:
Fierce and fabulous
Never underestimate
My resting bitchface

Floki:
I build the ships that
Cross the seas, I do it all
For the gods to please

(Once again, apologies for disappearing. Still getting over being sick and not feeling up to par with writing and the headvoices.)

[iprotectyou]

These haikus are fantastic! I hope you feel better soon. We can fade our thread if that's easier for you!

[holdingacat]

A voice in the dark
Friendly, guiding, warning... safe?
Welcome to Night Vale

[iprotectyou]

I love this.

[sticktothemission]

Lives devoted to
Maintaining a peaceful world
Lost to smoke and ash