Your DE from the Barbary Coast: jurisprudence edition

[gammagammahey.livejournal.com]

Good morning, Millicitizens!

I volunteered to take today's DE, so here it is:

One of my pup's is a defense attorney. This got me thinking about all the pups at Milliways and the judicial systems in their universes that may or may not exist.

If your pup found herself/himself/itself hauled up before a judge and accused of committing a crime, no matter how trivial or fantastical:

1. Did they do it?

2. What do they stand accused of?

3. If they did it, what did they do?

4. How would they plead before a judge?

5. If they have an attorney, would they invoke attorney client privilege and be honest with their counsel?

Go to town, people. Nothing is too absurd or ridiculous!

She-Hulk is, of course, available to dispense advice.

Sorry if this is late, but I'm on PST, so it's only 7:15 AM here. :-)

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[callmemajor]

Happy hour's up here.

Open 'til I drop. Say hello, threadhop, go (slightly) crazy. Y'all know how it works.

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[agonistes]

Firefly-types: post for you in milli_wei.