DE: Memos from Bar

[bjornwilde]

So one of my favorite tumblrs is Memos from Fury. The basic premise is internal memos from MCU Nick Fury to the staff of SHIELD and the Avengers and other super heroes of Marvel fame. I would link but it can be as dangerous as TV tropes.

My inaugural daily entertainment is to steal this idea but have the memos coming from Bar herself. They can be addressed to newcomers or bar staff or whomever or whatever.

Here's an example to get you started:
To all newcomers and those who have yet to meet Ben Grimm:
Do not, under any circumstance pull his finger. He consumes a wide and varied diet, often including unusual food combinations as well as spicy foods. If you do pull his finger, you will be responsible for any damages to the bar and other patrons. Security will not apprehend him for lethal force if you pull the finger.

Bar

The memo does not have to be so specific or about one patron. I did in this case because I am apparently ten years old as I write this.

[Also, if you have any ideas for DEs, feel free to leave them here.]

That RedBubble Milliways shirt.

[muji]

A lot of us were intrigued/ordered that RedBubble Milliways shirt, and mine came today. For those that were waiting on commentary, the shirt I ordered (V-neck, grey, with the logo on the front) is very comfortable, though the XL was a little bigger than I expected. All in all, I am happy with the product! Do recommend!

NOW THE FUN PART (at least for me):

At the roller derby bout tomorrow, they always have this screenprinting machine thing there were players and non-players alike can get their names on their shirts for games.

Do I get 'BARMAN' or 'MU JI'? (Keeping in mind that, for those who have suggested MU JI since that's my name I use for reffing, I can't wear this shirt for that anyway because it's not black.)

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[fiery_ring]

Carlotta's wedding vows renewal is up for those of you who have RSVPed:

Pre-wedding
Wedding
Reception

Planning post is locked here (I think all of you have seen it).

Open indefinitely, I will post it in the bar in approx 1 week or when finished, whichever is sooner, with the leaving the bar post (I know, wrong order, sorry).

Tag in anywhere you like, threadhopping welcome throughout.

Questions?