Daily Entertainment: Dear Abby...
Jan. 3rd, 2013 01:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground, clutching his chest. He's not breathing, his eyes are rolled back into his head, and his buddy's freaking out. He takes out his phone, dials 911.
"Help!" he says. "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
"Calm down," the operator says. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
It gets real quiet on the other end of the line.
Then - BLAM. Gunshot.
The guy gets back on the phone. "Okay, now what?"
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MILLIWAYSERS. Hope you guys didn't doze through it, like I did. :/
Anyway. DE. I'm a sucker for interactive DEs, so I'll let this one jump the line.
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"Help!" he says. "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
"Calm down," the operator says. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
It gets real quiet on the other end of the line.
Then - BLAM. Gunshot.
The guy gets back on the phone. "Okay, now what?"
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MILLIWAYSERS. Hope you guys didn't doze through it, like I did. :/
Anyway. DE. I'm a sucker for interactive DEs, so I'll let this one jump the line.
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Post in with a list of your pups. Tag others with questions for their pups to answer.