Wednesday DE: So, you walk into a tavern

[angry_friendship_wolf]

Surprise, your pup is now playing D&D* and have to pick a class for themselves, or possibly they've been transported into a game of D&D and been assigned a class by the powers that be. What class are they? If they've been assigned a class by someone else, is it different from the one they would have picked?

*Other games are available. In fact, if there's another game whose classes or jobs fit better, feel free to use that instead.