Monday DE: But I Won't Do That

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Gooooooooood Monday, nerds! Hope your Monday's being kind to you.

(It turns out I actually quite like Mondays when I've got the day off work to enjoy having the house to myself and generally do nothing, accompanied by a G&T and unlimited amounts of terrible reality telly. Funny, that.)

In news that will surprise absolutely nobody, my Good Omens obsession continues, and thus today's DE was inspired by a particularly adorable piece of Aziraphael/Crowley headcanon I found on Tumblr last week.

So, what things would your character say they would never do, and what things would they actually never do? What would it take for them to do the things they say they would never do?

e.g. Sam says he would never, ever wear a suit. But he absolutely would if Medusa asked him to.