Monday DE: I HEARD THAT

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Goooooooooood Monday, Milliways!

Today's Daily Entertainment is once again shamelessly ripped from Tumblr and is based on this meme.

( Text (including a naughty word) reposted under cut )

And so.

Your character is lost in a crowd; what would someone who knows them shout in order to make them appear?

Bonus points for responses in the form of fic. <3