Monday DE: Explain

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Ugh. Mondays. Who allowed this to happen?

Once again nicking the Daily Entertainment shamelessly from social media memes:

In one sentence, explain your character(s)'s canon (and/or their role in it), badly.

For example, Inception: a series of naps.

Alternatively, feel free to head back to last Friday's DE for all your three-sentence ficcing needs!