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[muji]

"We do not vote on my ship because my ship is not the rutting town hall."

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[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?"

[muji]

"I'm sorry. When I get nervous my subtext becomes text."

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"It is as I thought. You have failed me. Completely, and utterly."

[muji]

"We're alright though -- I still have the wine! :D!"

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"...I have a bad feeling about this."

[muji]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"You are a very harsh master, master. I like you."

[muji]

"But don't you understand, master?"

"No, that's new age music. And I'm still oblivious."

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"If you believe your skills are up to the task, master, then I can certainly guide you through the process."

[muji]

"Then bring me a shrubbery!"

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"Are you sure?"

[muji]

"Are you comfortable with 'living dead'?"

"You're either living or you're dead. When you're living, you're alive. When you're dead, that's what you are. But when you're dead and then you're not, you're alive again. Can't we say 'alive again'? Doesn't that sound nice?"

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"If you would give yourself over to God's will, you'd find peace in his love like I have."

"Can you help me with this zipper?"

[muji]

"For goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"Well then, maybe you should go first."

[muji]

...HAHAHAHA okay you win.

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

\o/ Victory!


XD

[muji]

LOL that was fun.

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

It was. XD