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[muji]

"We do not vote on my ship because my ship is not the rutting town hall."

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[sdelmonte]

Then I guess the debate between Jayne and Wash is off.

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?"

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Serenity would make an AWESOME town hall, though. Portable! And Mal can just threaten to shoot anyone who steps out of line!

[innerbrat]

"Creepy or not, [he]'s the boss."

[adiva_calandia]

"I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well."

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"It's like I always say: Intelligent people should be cremated for the public good."

[kali921.livejournal.com]

"'Rutting town hall'? You might want to avoid the Chrysler Building for a while. What's your beef with democracy, anyway? 'The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants, and it provides the further advantage of giving the servants of tyranny a good conscience.'"

[saphyria.livejournal.com]

"And if you mention to anyone what you've heard here today, Private, I'll feed you to that cat thing there."

"...Yum."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Now you listen up, ferretface, 'cause he's the Doctor!"

[pheliskougra]

"My God. Do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!"

[ostro_goth]

Isn't it amusing how it's a convention in all SF and Fantasy to find some alternative to the dreaded f-word that the characters can use, and all know what's meant.

'Rutting' still goes easy on the euphemism, complained to the kriffing and frelling and what else other 'verses have to offer.-

[bcgphoenix]

"You and I have trust issues, Doctor."

[misslucyjane]

"We could feed the world."

"We could release a single."

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

"Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think? "

[withherhands]

"Your chair is not a throne!"

[lienne.livejournal.com]

"Put a cork in your cakehole, you cunt, or you'll ruin my entrance."

...sorry, the brain seems to be Raspberry-centric today. *ducks and runs*

[batyatoon]

"Well, as it turns out, I'm secretly evil."

[rt-5478.livejournal.com]

"So I've got a soul. Mell owes me a dollar."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Martians is from Mars, Jack."

[young_tmriddle]

"She's alive. But only just."

[stillbecoming]

"'If the apocalypse comes, beep me' is actually my line."