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[muji]

"We do not vote on my ship because my ship is not the rutting town hall."

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[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"It's like I always say: Intelligent people should be cremated for the public good."

[muji]

"I coulda just leave her lay and haul anchor."

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"Kazumi, teach me how to make babies."

[muji]

"Oh God! I can't know that!"

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"Do you suppose he's finished with whatever it is he's doing?"

"We could ask him, I suppose."

"I wouldn't want to disturb him. It could be very important."

"It almost has to be."

"Will you please get me out of here?"

"Are you sure you're finished? We can wait if you're not done yet."

"Please."

[muji]

"In a town full of supergeniuses why is it that THE PIZZA GUY is the only one with the presence of mind to walk out the door?!"

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, do you want to survive this one or not, Colonel?"

[muji]

"Get away from the nuclear explosion as quickly as possible. Gee, thanks."

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, but we're weaning you off the magic pills starting today. Besides, I need them for myself."

[muji]

"What day is it?


"What month is it?"

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"I like the one with the flames coming out of the arms and legs, thank you."

[muji]

"It's a death ray."

"It is NOT a death ray."

"It's a ray. That causes immediate death."

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

"If you get in my way at all, I WILL BITE YOU TO DEATH."

[muji]

"What was she doing putting her face near tires?"