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[muji]

"We do not vote on my ship because my ship is not the rutting town hall."

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[muji]

"Badger paid good money for that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable."

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"Can we keep her?"

[muji]

"Up until the punching, it was a real nice party."

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"It's a zamboni machine"
"Nuh-uh dude, it's that thing that smooths out the ice."
"A zamboni machine is the thing that smooths out the ice."
"Can we argue about this later, boys?"

[muji]

"My days of not takin' you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

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"What Russian novel embracing more than 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic Wars?"